Help me beat my friends!! (Blue)

[Chipper89]

I play with my friends on the weekend and the only real rules are no infinite loops. We hack at each other until someone wins. I want to control their crazy decks with a masterful blue control weaponized deck! Help me!

[Sparkle Ninja]

{Force of Will}
{Thassa God of The Sea}
{Palinchron}
{Island}
{Mindslaver}
{Devastation Tide}
{Cyclonic Rift}
{Timewalk}
{Twincast}
{Timestop}
{Walk The Aeons}

[Chipper89]

{Force of Will}
{Thassa God of The Sea}
{Palinchron}
{Island}
{Mindslaver}
{Devastation Tide}
{Cyclonic Rift}
{Timewalk}
{Twincast}
{Timestop}
{Walk The Aeons}

Thank you for the help!

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

{Vizzerdrix} 😍

[Sparkle Ninja]

{Island} lol

[fj76ts4]

Or just win turn one
{flash}
{protean hulk}
{simian spirit guide}
{elvish spirit guide}
{gemstone caverns}
{summoner's pact}
{mystical tutor}
That one dude that says whenever a artifact dies! a player loses one life
Those x/x for x artifact dudes

Flash the hulk into play, it dies, search for the dudes that I can't remember the names.  The 8 0/0s die, the 4 dudes trigger for 28 damage to a player turn 0-1
Have fun!

wow unleashing hulk flash on an unsuspecting group

i bet you like taking candy from babies too

/s