Embarrassing Stories

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

Well, seeing as I posted it, I will have to start this whole little thing.

This morning before my first period, I felt the urge to use the restroom.  So I dropped off my bookbag at my first class and dashed to the nearest stall.  After relieving myself, I reached for toilet paper, and there was none.  So I casually waited for everyone else in the restroom to leave.  After that I walked into each other stall and lo and behold.  There was no toilet paper in those stalls either.  So I pull up my boxer and pants up almost all the way, and hobble to the nearest bathroom.  Which is downstairs.  So I hobble down the stairs where I am greeted by random teachers and peers who were late that morning, and they all saw what was going on and started to laugh.  I finally reached the restroom downstairs, and used toilet paper.  After which I walked to the guidance councilors (who tell people where to put supplies for some reason) and I told them that the upstairs mens' room was out of toilet paper.  And they all lost it, and told me they knew because they watched me hobble between bathrooms the whole time.

Needless to say, my day was kind of sour after that.

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Well, seeing as I posted it, I will have to start this whole little thing.

This morning before my first period, I felt the urge to use the restroom.  So I dropped off my bookbag at my first class and dashed to the nearest stall.  After relieving myself, I reached for toilet paper, and there was none.  So I casually waited for everyone else in the restroom to leave.  After that I walked into each other stall and lo and behold.  There was no toilet paper in those stalls either.  So I pull up my boxer and pants up almost all the way, and hobble to the nearest bathroom.  Which is downstairs.  So I hobble down the stairs where I am greeted by random teachers and peers who were late that morning, and they all saw what was going on and started to laugh.  I finally reached the restroom downstairs, and used toilet paper.  After which I walked to the guidance councilors (who tell people where to put supplies for some reason) and I told them that the upstairs mens' room was out of toilet paper.  And they all lost it, and told me they knew because they watched me hobble between bathrooms the whole time.

Needless to say, my day was kind of sour after that.

Sorry about that, but at least you have the story out of it. Lol. Hopefully you will have a better day tomorrow.

[Rass]

Sounds like a crappy morning.

[cltrn81]

I thought you meant your first period.  Like period....period

[Langku]

I thought you meant your first period.  Like period....period

Right? It took me a second too.

[MuggyWuggy]

Well 💩

[TreeSmoker]

Well 💩

Lol

Poo happens, right?

[rarehuntertay]

Happens all the time on deployments to the desert. Stuff can happen at anytime. Sometimes you have to pinch that 💩 off halfway and join in the firefight or taking care of casualties. I have no idea how many times this has happened to me.

[TreeSmoker]

It's happened to everyone, i thought i had to fart one time at work and ended up sharting

I went home for the rest of the day

Had to borrow a garbage bag to put over my seat so i didnt stain my seat in my 1973 stang

[Arbitratur]

Sounds like a crappy morning.

I see what you did there!

[Sparkle Ninja]

If have to say my most embarrassing moment was about a month after surgery when we invited my boyfriend at the time over to eat. Well we were sitting there and he had no idea about my past (he had moved here from North Dakota) so my mom goes and gets some pictures from when I was younger. She pulls out the first one and he takes one look at it and asks me if I was a guy....

[DylanW18]

If have to say my most embarrassing moment was about a month after surgery when we invited my boyfriend at the time over to eat. Well we were sitting there and he had no idea about my past (he had moved here from North Dakota) so my mom goes and gets some pictures from when I was younger. She pulls out the first one and he takes one look at it and asks me if I was a guy....

I'm confused.. Why would he think that?

[Sparkle Ninja]

If have to say my most embarrassing moment was about a month after surgery when we invited my boyfriend at the time over to eat. Well we were sitting there and he had no idea about my past (he had moved here from North Dakota) so my mom goes and gets some pictures from when I was younger. She pulls out the first one and he takes one look at it and asks me if I was a guy....

I'm confused.. Why would he think that?

You never read that did you....

[Apathy Reactor]

I went to watch a baseball game...
And broke my leg.

[InfinitiveDivinity]

I went to watch a baseball game...
And broke my leg.

Win!