Bad intellectual jokes

[MisterJH]

No if you go to infinity it doesnt equal anything theres no end, that makes no sense..

[MisterJH]

No and im not interested in them it sounds like a retarted theory to begin with

Back to jokes sorry!

[MisterJH]

1-1+1.. To infinity cant physically equal .5

So yes i can, its dumb

[MisterJH]

But in reality(not trying to be philosophical) its either on or off. Even in the midst of switching it on its off until such time as its on. Sure it makes sense if you ignore reality. Like if you think being between the state of 0 or 1(the only 2 possibilities) you must be at .5, when its not on a gradient or scale. Its addition of a single whole number not fractions. Same with te light switch, if its either on or off(only two possibilities) then thats what it is, on or off. Sure if you get trapped up in your head and overthink it and get all philosophical you can convince yourself that at some point into infinity 0+1=.5 but what id say to you is you smoke a little too much weed. But thats just my views on all these theories that i think are silly and kind of a waste of time. But to each there own, regardless i dont think its worth my time.

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Guys the frickle frackle this is not a joke

[MisterJH]

So taysby and misterjh walk into a bar in heated argument about all manners of ridiculous .poo... Its a joke in and of itself! But i digress, threadjacking complete

[Apathy Reactor]

The woman who discovered radiation died of radiation poisoning. THE MORE YOU KNOW!

[Splicer]

...
No, really?

[5/9 Turtle]

The woman who discovered radiation died of radiation poisoning. THE MORE YOU KNOW!

That would be Madam Curie, with Radium, of all things

[MtgCollector1337]

How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Zero, it already contains the seeds of its own revolution.

[MtgCollector1337]

A Vulture walks in to an airplane carrying two dead weasels. The stewardess looks at him and says, "sir, I cannot let you board this plane, we have one strict rule: only 1 carrion per passenger."

[MtgCollector1337]

What do you get when you cross a Mountain Climber with a mosquito? Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scalar.


#suchbadphysicsjoke

[rarehuntertay]

The woman who discovered radiation died of radiation poisoning. THE MORE YOU KNOW!

That would be Madam Curie, with Radium, of all things

And to this day, even the papers she wrote in 1890s, are too radioactive to handle without special equipment.

[Ekann1]

Beware of quantum ducks. Quark quark.

[Splicer]

I laughed so hard when I read that