Is there such a thing as a good pickup line? (Possibly NSFW)

[Skyshadow731]

*Waitress walks up to table* what would you like to eat hun
Guy replies "how about you?"

[LordJanova]

Hey girl I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?

[Spencer Addington]

Hey baby, I just crapped my pants. Can I get in yours?

[Anoobass]

Daniel tosh made a hilarious joke about coffee:

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee...

[Birdbrain]

Here's a line you can almost never go wrong with: hi

Then talk, try to make her laugh, and find common ground/where you differ

[Apathy Reactor]

IF YOU WILL GO ON A DATE WITH ME, I WILL PROMOTE YOU TO A FORUM ADMIN. (works every time)

[fj76ts4]

Here's a line you can almost never go wrong with: hi

Then talk, try to make her laugh, and find common ground/where you differ

all hail birdbrain god of men

[Apathy Reactor]

Here's a line you can almost never go wrong with: hi

Then talk, try to make her laugh, and find common ground/where you differ

all hail birdbrain god of men

thou hast unravelled the most complicated of ancient riddles! bravo, good sir!

[Birdbrain]

Here's a line you can almost never go wrong with: hi

Then talk, try to make her laugh, and find common ground/where you differ

all hail birdbrain god of men

thou hast unravelled the most complicated of ancient riddles! bravo, good sir!

both of you can take your sarcasm and shove it where the sun don't shine

[Spencer Addington]

Here's a line you can almost never go wrong with: hi

Then talk, try to make her laugh, and find common ground/where you differ

all hail birdbrain god of men

thou hast unravelled the most complicated of ancient riddles! bravo, good sir!

both of you can take your sarcasm and shove it where the sun don't shine

In a damp cave perhaps? Is that the answer? I do love a good riddle old sport!

[Apathy Reactor]

Here's a line you can almost never go wrong with: hi

Then talk, try to make her laugh, and find common ground/where you differ

all hail birdbrain god of men

thou hast unravelled the most complicated of ancient riddles! bravo, good sir!

both of you can take your sarcasm and shove it where the sun don't shine

In a damp cave perhaps? Is that the answer? I do love a good riddle old sport!

Nay! it be the buttocks, i believe, good sir!

[Spencer Addington]

Here's a line you can almost never go wrong with: hi

Then talk, try to make her laugh, and find common ground/where you differ

all hail birdbrain god of men

thou hast unravelled the most complicated of ancient riddles! bravo, good sir!

both of you can take your sarcasm and shove it where the sun don't shine

In a damp cave perhaps? Is that the answer? I do love a good riddle old sport!

Nay! it be the buttocks, i believe, good sir!

Good heaven. How crude!

[Apathy Reactor]

Here's a line you can almost never go wrong with: hi

Then talk, try to make her laugh, and find common ground/where you differ

all hail birdbrain god of men

thou hast unravelled the most complicated of ancient riddles! bravo, good sir!

both of you can take your sarcasm and shove it where the sun don't shine

In a damp cave perhaps? Is that the answer? I do love a good riddle old sport!

Nay! it be the buttocks, i believe, good sir!

Good heaven. How crude!

I concur! How crude indeed!

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

I like my women like I like my soft drinks- cold, heartless, and dead. Wait...

Also, "do you like pizza? Because I wanna piece of dat @$$" is a common one at my school. I like to turn down people who use it.

[DylanW18]

Excuse me, are you in heat ?


It's how I got my gf.