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Started by Taysby, January 24, 2014, 09:29:25 AM

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Taysby

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.  The first orders 1 pint of beer.  The next order 1/2, the next orders a forth, the next orders an eighth and so on and so forth.  Finally the bar an just hands them 2 pints of beer and says "you mathematicians just don't know your limits!"
Ba-da -crash!

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fj76ts4

Quote from: Taysby on January 24, 2014, 11:49:31 AM
Also, and amazing math thing I found is that 1+2+3+4+5...+infinity=-1/12
You don't believe me?  well take this.
Here's the proof for the first part
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCu_BNNI5x4
And here's the proof for the rest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-I6XTVZXww

Take That!  Math FTW!

Except for the first part, what he's doing is summing a divergent infinite series, which isn't actually possible.

Spencer Addington

Quote from: fj76ts4 on January 24, 2014, 01:46:48 PM
Quote from: Taysby on January 24, 2014, 11:49:31 AM
Also, and amazing math thing I found is that 1+2+3+4+5...+infinity=-1/12
You don't believe me?  well take this.
Here's the proof for the first part
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCu_BNNI5x4
And here's the proof for the rest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-I6XTVZXww

Take That!  Math FTW!

Except for the first part, what he's doing is summing a divergent infinite series, which isn't actually possible.
But.... Math :'(

fj76ts4

Quote from: Spencer Addington on January 24, 2014, 01:59:29 PM
Quote from: fj76ts4 on January 24, 2014, 01:46:48 PM
Quote from: Taysby on January 24, 2014, 11:49:31 AM
Also, and amazing math thing I found is that 1+2+3+4+5...+infinity=-1/12
You don't believe me?  well take this.
Here's the proof for the first part
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCu_BNNI5x4
And here's the proof for the rest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-I6XTVZXww

Take That!  Math FTW!

Except for the first part, what he's doing is summing a divergent infinite series, which isn't actually possible.
But.... Math :'(
The sum's nominally 1/2, as that's what you get after summing using formulas that require a convergent function, but since you're using a divergent function, it's still wrong.

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I'm preeeeeeeeety sure that anything + infinity except for negative infinity, still equals infinity, which is more a concept than a number anyhow.

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Quote from: Noblellama on January 24, 2014, 03:55:33 PM
And I have a book that mathematically proves that Winston Churchill was a carrot... No I really do
what's the title? And the author?

darkarts981

Quote from: Taysby on January 24, 2014, 11:49:31 AM
Also, and amazing math thing I found is that 1+2+3+4+5...+infinity=-1/12
You don't believe me?  well take this.
Here's the proof for the first part
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCu_BNNI5x4
And here's the proof for the rest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-I6XTVZXww

Take That!  Math FTW!
Whoa...

Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth

Quote from: Taysby on January 24, 2014, 04:55:46 PM
Quote from: fj76ts4 on January 24, 2014, 02:08:48 PM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on January 24, 2014, 01:59:29 PM
Quote from: fj76ts4 on January 24, 2014, 01:46:48 PM
Quote from: Taysby on January 24, 2014, 11:49:31 AM
Also, and amazing math thing I found is that 1+2+3+4+5...+infinity=-1/12
You don't believe me?  well take this.
Here's the proof for the first part
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCu_BNNI5x4
And here's the proof for the rest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-I6XTVZXww

Take That!  Math FTW!

Except for the first part, what he's doing is summing a divergent infinite series, which isn't actually possible.
But.... Math :'(
The sum's nominally 1/2, as that's what you get after summing using formulas that require a convergent function, but since you're using a divergent function, it's still wrong.

I'm pretty sure the string theory experts know more about math than any of us do, and they say it's correct, so I going to assume that it's correct.
I don't want to sound like that, "Science is witchcraft" guy, but most cutting edge science nowadays is really just building theories on top of theories. If only one theory is wrong, everything else is too. Also, we have known for a long time that our number system isn't perfect and can create (what we think are) impossibilities. Keep in mind that even gravity is an unproven theory.

fj76ts4

Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on January 24, 2014, 07:41:13 PM
Quote from: Taysby on January 24, 2014, 04:55:46 PM
Quote from: fj76ts4 on January 24, 2014, 02:08:48 PM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on January 24, 2014, 01:59:29 PM
Quote from: fj76ts4 on January 24, 2014, 01:46:48 PM
Quote from: Taysby on January 24, 2014, 11:49:31 AM
Also, and amazing math thing I found is that 1+2+3+4+5...+infinity=-1/12
You don't believe me?  well take this.
Here's the proof for the first part
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCu_BNNI5x4
And here's the proof for the rest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-I6XTVZXww

Take That!  Math FTW!

Except for the first part, what he's doing is summing a divergent infinite series, which isn't actually possible.
But.... Math :'(
The sum's nominally 1/2, as that's what you get after summing using formulas that require a convergent function, but since you're using a divergent function, it's still wrong.

I'm pretty sure the string theory experts know more about math than any of us do, and they say it's correct, so I going to assume that it's correct.
I don't want to sound like that, "Science is witchcraft" guy, but most cutting edge science nowadays is really just building theories on top of theories. If only one theory is wrong, everything else is too. Also, we have known for a long time that our number system isn't perfect and can create (what we think are) impossibilities. Keep in mind that even gravity is an unproven theory.

Gravity's actually kind of a big issue- we still haven't figured out how to unify that with the other forces yet.

Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth

Quote from: fj76ts4 on January 24, 2014, 07:50:09 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on January 24, 2014, 07:41:13 PM
Quote from: Taysby on January 24, 2014, 04:55:46 PM
Quote from: fj76ts4 on January 24, 2014, 02:08:48 PM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on January 24, 2014, 01:59:29 PM
Quote from: fj76ts4 on January 24, 2014, 01:46:48 PM
Quote from: Taysby on January 24, 2014, 11:49:31 AM
Also, and amazing math thing I found is that 1+2+3+4+5...+infinity=-1/12
You don't believe me?  well take this.
Here's the proof for the first part
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCu_BNNI5x4
And here's the proof for the rest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-I6XTVZXww

Take That!  Math FTW!

Except for the first part, what he's doing is summing a divergent infinite series, which isn't actually possible.
But.... Math :'(
The sum's nominally 1/2, as that's what you get after summing using formulas that require a convergent function, but since you're using a divergent function, it's still wrong.

I'm pretty sure the string theory experts know more about math than any of us do, and they say it's correct, so I going to assume that it's correct.
I don't want to sound like that, "Science is witchcraft" guy, but most cutting edge science nowadays is really just building theories on top of theories. If only one theory is wrong, everything else is too. Also, we have known for a long time that our number system isn't perfect and can create (what we think are) impossibilities. Keep in mind that even gravity is an unproven theory.

Gravity's actually kind of a big issue- we still haven't figured out how to unify that with the other forces yet.
I know, that's why I used it as an example. What if gravity isn't true and another force that we can't yet explain actually makes masses attract each other? Like 90% of physics would be wrong.

fj76ts4

Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on January 24, 2014, 08:04:51 PM
Quote from: fj76ts4 on January 24, 2014, 07:50:09 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on January 24, 2014, 07:41:13 PM
Quote from: Taysby on January 24, 2014, 04:55:46 PM
Quote from: fj76ts4 on January 24, 2014, 02:08:48 PM
Quote from: Spencer Addington on January 24, 2014, 01:59:29 PM
Quote from: fj76ts4 on January 24, 2014, 01:46:48 PM
Quote from: Taysby on January 24, 2014, 11:49:31 AM
Also, and amazing math thing I found is that 1+2+3+4+5...+infinity=-1/12
You don't believe me?  well take this.
Here's the proof for the first part
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCu_BNNI5x4
And here's the proof for the rest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-I6XTVZXww

Take That!  Math FTW!

Except for the first part, what he's doing is summing a divergent infinite series, which isn't actually possible.
But.... Math :'(
The sum's nominally 1/2, as that's what you get after summing using formulas that require a convergent function, but since you're using a divergent function, it's still wrong.

I'm pretty sure the string theory experts know more about math than any of us do, and they say it's correct, so I going to assume that it's correct.
I don't want to sound like that, "Science is witchcraft" guy, but most cutting edge science nowadays is really just building theories on top of theories. If only one theory is wrong, everything else is too. Also, we have known for a long time that our number system isn't perfect and can create (what we think are) impossibilities. Keep in mind that even gravity is an unproven theory.

Gravity's actually kind of a big issue- we still haven't figured out how to unify that with the other forces yet.
I know, that's why I used it as an example. What if gravity isn't true and another force that we can't yet explain actually makes masses attract each other? Like 90% of physics would be wrong.

Actually, general relativity explains gravity pretty well. Also, it would still be called gravity, it'd just be a different theory.