Would you rather ...

[Gorzo]

I was expecting a very different topic based on this thread name. More like "would you rather eat a spider the size if your hand, or a metal bottle cap?" Not this talk about lands! Weird!

Pick the spider btw. I know it's gross, but that bottle cap is gonna shred your throat and intestines.

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

I was expecting a very different topic based on this thread name. More like "would you rather eat a spider the size if your hand, or a metal bottle cap?" Not this talk about lands! Weird!

Pick the spider btw. I know it's gross, but that bottle cap is gonna shred your throat and intestines.

I thought the same thing!
Even though I love spiders and hate killing them, I have to agree with you.

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

I was expecting a very different topic based on this thread name. More like "would you rather eat a spider the size if your hand, or a metal bottle cap?" Not this talk about lands! Weird!

Pick the spider btw. I know it's gross, but that bottle cap is gonna shred your throat and intestines.

I had to do that once.

The spider, I mean, not the bottle cap. The game got really intense.
At least I wasn't the one who had to either flush all their EDH decks or flush their whole TB.

[Thetrufflehunter]

I was expecting a very different topic based on this thread name. More like "would you rather eat a spider the size if your hand, or a metal bottle cap?" Not this talk about lands! Weird!

Pick the spider btw. I know it's gross, but that bottle cap is gonna shred your throat and intestines.

I had to do that once.

The spider, I mean, not the bottle cap. The game got really intense.
At least I wasn't the one who had to either flush all their EDH decks or flush their whole TB.

Oh god, why? (The spider is eh, but many $100s of cards??).

[Silent1236]

I like fetches more mostly because they can essentially be whatever color you want.  Have a {Marsh Flats} out but need blue mana?  Cool, grab a {Watery Grave}.  Mana fixing, yo.  A shock land is the colors it is.  A fetch is not.

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

I was expecting a very different topic based on this thread name. More like "would you rather eat a spider the size if your hand, or a metal bottle cap?" Not this talk about lands! Weird!

Pick the spider btw. I know it's gross, but that bottle cap is gonna shred your throat and intestines.

I had to do that once.

The spider, I mean, not the bottle cap. The game got really intense.
At least I wasn't the one who had to either flush all their EDH decks or flush their whole TB.

Oh god, why? (The spider is eh, but many $100s of cards??).

We let him only flush his junk rares and 1 deck in the end, and of course that was almost no money of course, he loved his EDH decks. All of them.

[Millionlittlee]

So what I'm getting from this is

Fetches are better then shocks because shocks exist. If shocks didn't exist, shocks would be better. But they wouldn't exist so they can't be better, so in that case fetches are better. So hands down fetches are number 1?

For modern that is

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

I was expecting a very different topic based on this thread name. More like "would you rather eat a spider the size if your hand, or a metal bottle cap?" Not this talk about lands! Weird!

Pick the spider btw. I know it's gross, but that bottle cap is gonna shred your throat and intestines.

I had to do that once.

The spider, I mean, not the bottle cap. The game got really intense.
At least I wasn't the one who had to either flush all their EDH decks or flush their whole TB.

Oh god, why? (The spider is eh, but many $100s of cards??).

We let him only flush his junk rares and 1 deck in the end, and of course that was almost no money of course, he loved his EDH decks. All of them.

It's no longer a game when it starts costing money.  I would have quit, even if I wasn't the one who had to do it.

It was about 3$

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

Doesn't matter, I would feel guilty.

[Kaworu, the Fifth Child]

Doesn't matter, I would feel guilty.

He faked us out and flushed a fake deck