I found my wife...NSFW

[Gorzo]

That women appears to be nude, I'm so aroused by this...

Man, I can't seem to get this "straight" thing down >.>

Haha if it makes you feel any better, I'm straight but it doesn't really do anything for me either. Just a laugh. Except for that belly-button spindown die, which amuses the hell out of me because I am a giant child.

[Moneekahh]

That women appears to be nude, I'm so aroused by this...

Man, I can't seem to get this "straight" thing down >.>

As a straight female, I can say I don't think I'd find myself aroused by a naked dude covered in mtg cards and dice. Lol!

[Moneekahh]

That women appears to be nude, I'm so aroused by this...

Man, I can't seem to get this "straight" thing down >.>

As a straight female, I can say I don't think I'd find myself aroused by a naked dude covered in mtg cards and dice. Lol!

Even George Clooney?

Especially George Clooney! 😒

[Silent1236]

I'm finding myself very curious to see what those cards are...  Did they go the cheap route and grab basics/commons or did they go all out and grab some JtMSs or something?  Flip the damn cards!

Hahaha I just realized that there are some of those super pointy triangle dice mixed in! That's gotta be a strange feeling! 😄

[Stromack]

I'm finding myself very curious to see what those cards are...  Did they go the cheap route and grab basics/commons or did they go all out and grab some JtMSs or something?  Flip the damn cards!

Hahaha I just realized that there are some of those super pointy triangle dice mixed in! That's gotta be a strange feeling! 😄

Ladies and Gentlemen I present, the super-virgin!

+1

[Raiderrob]

I guess I've been a dad to long, I looked at the mess in that picture and thought about having to clean it up .

[Anoobass]

I guess I've been a dad to long, I looked at the mess in that picture and thought about having to clean it up .

I would start with the dice between her legs and stop soon after.  Must find this woman and ask her to marry me.

[Coffee Vampire]

Tell her to call me when she grows boobs.

[Anoobass]

Tell her to call me when she grows boobs.

A/b cup all day long.  Even c's I don't like.  D or higher is just gross IMO.

[InfinitiveDivinity]

Tell her to call me when she grows boobs.

A/b cup all day long.  Even c's I don't like.  D or higher is just gross IMO.

Interesting.

[Millionlittlee]

Tell her to call me when she grows boobs.

A/b cup all day long.  Even c's I don't like.  D or higher is just gross IMO.

Are you sure you are a male

[That_Guy]

That women appears to be nude, I'm so aroused by this...

Man, I can't seem to get this "straight" thing down >.>

As a straight female, I can say I don't think I'd find myself aroused by a naked dude covered in mtg cards and dice. Lol!

What if you came home to lolrus laying down naked on your kitchen floor covered in mtg cards and dice? Would that arouse you?

[Mlerner12]

So many Lols on this thread

[Anoobass]

Tell her to call me when she grows boobs.

A/b cup all day long.  Even c's I don't like.  D or higher is just gross IMO.

Are you sure you are a male

Last I checked, as Dr. House would say, my sex organs "dangle".

[Moneekahh]

That women appears to be nude, I'm so aroused by this...

Man, I can't seem to get this "straight" thing down >.>

As a straight female, I can say I don't think I'd find myself aroused by a naked dude covered in mtg cards and dice. Lol!

What if you came home to lolrus laying down naked on your kitchen floor covered in mtg cards and dice? Would that arouse you?

WTAF? Hahaha 😂😂😂