Clumsy...

[Metalxdelights]

Every time my friends and I play magic together I bring along a holiday box filled with cards that I'd like to build a deck with. We usually help each other out when deck building. Earlier today I left my place to take the bus to a friends house and right before I made it to the bus stop I tripped and fell; dropping my box. Cards flew everywhere, not only was I embarrassed but more than anything I was mad that my cards were all mixed together. I separate my cards by block and by color so you can imagine my frustration. I didn't have time to organize them back like the way they were because the bus was coming...I had to scoop them up and place them in my bag. The entire bus ride all I could think about was how my cards were mixed in together >_<

Anyone else have any magic related embarrassing stories to share?

[Mlerner12]

It was a cold and damp night. The stars were out if sight, the breeze was turning my very essence to ice, and the ground was layered in snow. My playgroup session just ended and I was on my way gone. I walk, perfectly casually, unaware if what would soon happen to me. I walk and notice a stick, but it is too late. I fall, {plummet}, to the ground, my unsleeved cards scattering around the frozen ground, soiled, lonely, and dead. That day... That fateful day changed my life forever.

[Shadridium]

I piled all my rates into three very high piles and I just got home with my takeout Chinese turning on fairy tail on Netflix. My nightmares were relished as I bit Into a steamed dumpling and beefy Asian juices sprayed in the sides of my rares and mythics. To my relief I was able to save hem with little damage.

[Necromancerman]

My mom sometimes take my cards to "punish" me (she's not smart enough to take my decks just the cards in boxes in bit using) and one time se dropped my boxes and spilled all the cards I wasn't using they were organized by color ad mana cost X( I wanted to cry

[Gorzo]

I can't say I've had that many clumsy moments with cards, but in general I'm an uncoordinated oaf. I'm proud to say that I have a permanent scar on my right knee from rugburn that occurred when I tripped while putting on my pants.

It was a shining moment in human history.

[Mikefrompluto]

Not Magic related, but I have a scar above my right eye that I got a few years ago. I took ALL of the weights off one side of the barbell and wasn't thinking about, oh you know, physics and weight distribution. The side with the weights still on sank to the ground bringing the unweighted side up and into my eye. Smart.

[gtfotis]

It was a cold and damp night. The stars were out if sight, the breeze was turning my very essence to ice, and the ground was layered in snow. My playgroup session just ended and I was on my way gone. I walk, perfectly casually, unaware if what would soon happen to me. I walk and notice a stick, but it is too late. I fall, {plummet}, to the ground, my unsleeved cards scattering around the frozen ground, soiled, lonely, and dead. That day... That fateful day changed my life forever.

That was when the fire nation attacked..

[Mlerner12]

It was a cold and damp night. The stars were out if sight, the breeze was turning my very essence to ice, and the ground was layered in snow. My playgroup session just ended and I was on my way gone. I walk, perfectly casually, unaware if what would soon happen to me. I walk and notice a stick, but it is too late. I fall, {plummet}, to the ground, my unsleeved cards scattering around the frozen ground, soiled, lonely, and dead. That day... That fateful day changed my life forever.

That was when the fire nation attacked..

They dried off my cards 👍

[Metalxdelights]

Not Magic related, but I have a scar above my right eye that I got a few years ago. I took ALL of the weights off one side of the barbell and wasn't thinking about, oh you know, physics and weight distribution. The side with the weights still on sank to the ground bringing the unweighted side up and into my eye. Smart.

Wow that sounds pretty brutal. The only scary I've received from my clumsiness is a 3 inch scar along my left arm. I attempted a skateboard trick and fell into a creek with almost no water in it. Not to mention there were snails in it....I absolutely hate snails.

[Apathy Reactor]

My brother lodged a boomerang into the side of my head :/ luckily my eyebrow cover most of the scar.

[Mikefrompluto]

Not Magic related, but I have a scar above my right eye that I got a few years ago. I took ALL of the weights off one side of the barbell and wasn't thinking about, oh you know, physics and weight distribution. The side with the weights still on sank to the ground bringing the unweighted side up and into my eye. Smart.

Wow that sounds pretty brutal. The only scary I've received from my clumsiness is a 3 inch scar along my left arm. I attempted a skateboard trick and fell into a creek with almost no water in it. Not to mention there were snails in it....I absolutely hate snails.

Yeah it was pretty embarrassing having to explain to people why I had a huge gash on my eye.

[Destore117]

Well I almost had a lunch incident where milk spilled but perchance it happened to ebb and flow around my cards
Was pretty epic...and terrifying...
Mostly terrifying -.-

[Langku]

I have a 2 year old who loves eating cards. I've lost several that way but they always turn up in a day or two...