Strictly Worse Cube

[Taysby]

The last Friday Nights gave me some interesting ideas.  What are the worst cards out there?  for example, {darksteel relic} {warp world}, the counter target sorcery, murder at sorcery speed, etc.

Note!  I want each card to have a possible use in this cube.  For example, I have 1 thing with flashback, and 2 things that exile cards from the graveyard, so that exile card could get put in the deck and do something.  I still want it to be the worst cube in the world though.

I want to build that cube.

Here is the list
{darksteel relic} {warp world} {sorrows path} {spark jolt} {shock} {wood elemental} {fires of undeath} {shelkin brownie} {chimney imp} {tomb fire} {coffin purge} {desert nomads} {Tombfire} {Break Open} {Fatal Mutation} {Rapid Fire} {Warping Wurm} {Nameless Race} {Shaman's Trance} {Nameless Race} {Power Leak} {Leeches} {Mudhole} {Hint of Insanity} {North Star} {Erosion} {Deep Water} {Adventurers' Guildhouse} {Masticore} {Pale Moon} {carnival of souls} {braid of fire} and last, but not least, {storm crow}

[Dudecore]

Strictly worse is a comparative thing. Like how {Lightning Bolt} is strictly better the {Shock}. So you'd include shock because it would be strictly worse then an existing spell.

If you're going for just painfully bad cards, {Wood Elemental} is a favorite of mine.

[Anoobass]

 {Fires of Undeath} is the running joke in our playgroup.

[Vileo]

{Mugging}!
Edit: No... {Spark Jolt}!

[adventus]

{Shelkin Brownie}

[NyghtHawk]

{Chimney Imp}

[MuggyWuggy]

 {Cooperation}

[particle]

{spark jolt} is actually awesome for triggering heroic.

[MuggyWuggy]

Same w mugging.. Easy way to punt a mana dork or a lethal blow blocker

[Anoobass]

{Mugging}!
Edit: No... {Spark Jolt}!

It's funny, my LGS has mugging in its case for $40.

[Silent1236]

{Mugging}!
Edit: No... {Spark Jolt}!

It's funny, my LGS has mugging in its case for $40.

I'd be tempted to buy it and see if it's laced with gold or cocaine or something haha.

[Vileo]

{Mugging}!
Edit: No... {Spark Jolt}!

It's funny, my LGS has mugging in its case for $40.

Thats hilarious. One half of my lgs (one half sells magic, the other sells yugioh etc, but the guy who runs it also plays magic/sells magic cards out of his binders) has Snapcasters for $500

[Mlerner12]

{Camel} is fun.

[Mattao19]

{Mugging}!
Edit: No... {Spark Jolt}!

It's funny, my LGS has mugging in its case for $40.

Thats hilarious. One half of my lgs (one half sells magic, the other sells yugioh etc, but the guy who runs it also plays magic/sells magic cards out of his binders) has Snapcasters for $500

Wait what?

Also {Camel} is awesome because Deserts really kill you!!

[Mattao19]

Strictly worse is a comparative thing. Like how {Lightning Bolt} is strictly better the {Shock}. So you'd include shock because it would be strictly worse then an existing spell.

If you're going for just painfully bad cards, {Wood Elemental} is a favorite of mine.

I've actually seen someone play a wood elemental. Guy used it as a weird ramping tool in edh:
17 lands in play, tap 6 prime time, tap 4 sac all lands (tap mana floating), akromas's memorial, {{Faith's Reward}}, fetch Kessig wolf run, dead.

Damn that's unreal!