Magic pick-up lines/puns(NSFW)

[Steerpike]

Or would your {Essence Scatter} all over the place?

HA! *dead*

[ThassaDevoted]

Or would your {Essence Scatter} all over the place?

Haha. Maybe you would prefer a lash of the whip?

[Steerpike]

Me: "Hey can I buy you a drink?"

Girl: "I have a boyfriend."

Me: "I target hexproof creatures."

Girl: "... What?"

Me: "Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about things that don't make a difference."

[LadyGrixis]

That might have some {Unexpected Results}........but I actually prefer the {Bident of Thassa}.

[LadyGrixis]

Me: "Hey can I buy you a drink?"

Girl: "I have a boyfriend."

Me: "I target hexproof creatures."

Girl: "... What?"

Me: "Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about things that don't make a difference."

SO MUCH YES! +1!!!

[ThassaDevoted]

That might have some {Unexpected Results}........but I actually prefer the {Bident of Thassa}.

I'd show you my bident but girls have been known to faint at dimir sight of it

[Steerpike]

^cleverly done

[ThassaDevoted]

^cleverly done

Had to quote a friend with that one.

[LadyGrixis]

((That was gold.))

Maybe you can Rakdos brains of yours to find a solution.

[ThassaDevoted]

I know this cant be a guild pun fight... Or Izzet?

Also I have an Evil Twin if you don't mind a Cordinated Assault

[LadyGrixis]

You're causing me much {Duress} sir.......so I'll have to {Ponder} on that one.

Sidenote, do you have an {Appetite for Brains}? And if you don't, then we could try some {Hands of Binding}...

[LordJanova]

God this is too much. I'm dying.

[ThassaDevoted]

I do have a think for brains. But the bindings sounds more fun. Good thing I have the rack we can use.

[LadyGrixis]

Well look out for my Big Furry Monster! (Sadly, the brackets won't make it show....lol.)

[LordJanova]

Well look out for my Big Furry Monster! (Sadly, the brackets won't make it show....lol.)

The mental image....

.....why?