Where are you from iMtg?

[Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker]

How about trying not to spam EVERY FRICKEN THREAD?!?!!

This could have actually been a very interesting thread where people in the same area might have been able to say "hey! You are near me, where do you play?" etc. but it's so overboard with spammage people would barely bother to read it let alone bother posting seriously.

/end rant.

It was a joke, calm down. And technically, I did post where I was from, but I went ahead and said Zendikar afterwards just because I was bored, and I had a fun time with it. I'm not sure where "every thread" came from, because this is honestly the first thread I've seen really go off topic. I'm sorry if my joking around really got to you and caused that much trouble, but I guess I'll stop now. In the future, I'll remember not to sway too far from the topic.

With love, Kiki from Kamigawa.

[Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker]

Does anyone know how it's like on Ravnica? Zendikar is getting scary lately.

Haha I actually Lol'd

Lemme ask some grull freinds of mine, I'll get back to u on that

Ok, thanks. The brochure was nice, but I wanted to be sure.

He says that it's terrible right now

Oh, great. What about Alara?

What shard?

How about Jund?

It's hard. A great famine has struck Jund, and dragons roam freely, eating my breathten. In short, it sucks. A lot😔

Oh, I'm sorry. Why haven't you tried a {Goblin Bomb}?

No proliferate on jund

Hm, true, true... Why not evacuate to Kamigawa, then {Wrath of God} Jund?

We are mostly atheists here on Jund

{Kirtar's Wrath}, then? And Jester, goblins arent that tasty though :O

No white mana on Jund

{Black Sun's Zenith}?

And I used to be a dragon, we're actually really picky sometimes.

Only one sun on Jund. It's red.

[loop-s-pool]

Does anyone know how it's like on Ravnica? Zendikar is getting scary lately.

Haha I actually Lol'd

Lemme ask some grull freinds of mine, I'll get back to u on that

Ok, thanks. The brochure was nice, but I wanted to be sure.

He says that it's terrible right now

Oh, great. What about Alara?

What shard?

How about Jund?

It's hard. A great famine has struck Jund, and dragons roam freely, eating my breathten. In short, it sucks. A lot😔

Oh, I'm sorry. Why haven't you tried a {Goblin Bomb}?

No proliferate on jund

Hm, true, true... Why not evacuate to Kamigawa, then {Wrath of God} Jund?

We are mostly atheists here on Jund

{Kirtar's Wrath}, then? And Jester, goblins arent that tasty though :O

No white mana on Jund

{Black Sun's Zenith}?

And I used to be a dragon, we're actually really picky sometimes.

Only one sun on Jund. It's red.

I know you don't want to betray your kind, but a {Blasphemous Act} may work.

By the way I heard you like quotes so I put a quote in your quote so you can quote while you quote.

[XFatal]

Does anyone know how it's like on Ravnica? Zendikar is getting scary lately.

Haha I actually Lol'd

Lemme ask some grull freinds of mine, I'll get back to u on that

Ok, thanks. The brochure was nice, but I wanted to be sure.

He says that it's terrible right now

Oh, great. What about Alara?

What shard?

How about Jund?

It's hard. A great famine has struck Jund, and dragons roam freely, eating my breathten. In short, it sucks. A lot😔

Oh, I'm sorry. Why haven't you tried a {Goblin Bomb}?

No proliferate on jund

Hm, true, true... Why not evacuate to Kamigawa, then {Wrath of God} Jund?

We are mostly atheists here on Jund

{Kirtar's Wrath}, then? And Jester, goblins arent that tasty though :O

No white mana on Jund

{Black Sun's Zenith}?

And I used to be a dragon, we're actually really picky sometimes.

Only one sun on Jund. It's red.

{Red Sun's Zenith}? There are goblins in the artwork!

[BlackJester]

WTH is everyone yammering about in here?  This thread has gotten goofy!   

[XFatal]

WTH is everyone yammering about in here?  This thread has gotten goofy!   

Nonsense! My plane simply isn't inhabitable anymore, and I need a new place to live

[Piotr]

WTH is everyone yammering about in here?  This thread has gotten goofy!   

After the introduction of Multiverse it has lost its point, so why not

[BlackJester]

WTH is everyone yammering about in here?  This thread has gotten goofy!   

After the introduction of Multiverse it has lost its point, so why not

True, true...

[remasuri ger]

Germany
Das deutsche Land hat den besten Alkohol der Welt

[BlackJester]

Germany
Das deutsche Land hat den besten Alkohol der Welt

Any country that dedicates an entire month to drinking beer is alright in my books!

[loop-s-pool]

Germany
Das deutsche Land hat den besten Alkohol der Welt

Any country that dedicates an entire month to drinking beer is alright in my books!

Oktoberfest is nobly a wee bit in October. Try a year dedicated to drinking beer

[remasuri ger]

Germany
Das deutsche Land hat den besten Alkohol der Welt

Any country that dedicates an entire month to drinking beer is alright in my books!

Oktoberfest is nobly a wee bit in October. Try a year dedicated to drinking beer

You forget that Oktoberfest is just One month in one City and almost every German City has such a fest Most of them are just 2 weeks but that seems to be enough to be Drunk 365/366 days a Year

P.s: i am a strict non-alcoholic and non-Smoking Guy

[Rasser]

Another Alberta Boy here what up Jester and Hays

[BlackJester]

Another Alberta Boy here what up Jester and Hays

Where you at?

[TBNL]

I live in Kansas. On a hill. There are freaking hills in Kansas. SHOCKER 😱😱