Disconnected statements

Vampyvyrus · September 06, 2013, 08:20:41 PM

Since when is it ok to French kiss your girlfriend after slapping her?

Anoobass · September 06, 2013, 08:29:46 PM

Of course you can slap women in the face, they have faces don't they?

Birdbrain · September 07, 2013, 12:50:06 PM

You momma's face is a book you know. Reading is fun. So don't drink the water. Because a three eyed monkey is dancing on the moon with a eight leged zombie

Apathy Reactor · September 07, 2013, 08:21:40 PM

Zombie Nation wrote Keenkraft 400...
Yes they did...
Yep...

Double-O-Scotch · September 07, 2013, 08:28:47 PM

Almonds...

Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth · September 07, 2013, 08:51:43 PM

M&Ms are good.

Apathy Reactor · September 07, 2013, 10:36:57 PM

Chocolate is alway better with peanut butter

Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth · September 07, 2013, 10:37:43 PM

My uncle owns a winery

Anoobass · September 08, 2013, 12:11:08 AM

Uncle Ben died

Apathy Reactor · September 08, 2013, 10:52:51 AM

At least he has good rice

Birdbrain · September 08, 2013, 11:15:56 AM

I wonder who has a crush on Condoleezza Rice?

Double-O-Scotch · September 08, 2013, 12:46:50 PM

I hate almonds...

Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth · September 08, 2013, 01:14:13 PM

I like waffles

Anoobass · September 08, 2013, 01:20:25 PM

So long as they aren't blue...

Apathy Reactor · September 08, 2013, 02:19:33 PM

Blue is a fun color, but not as fun as red