Disconnected statements

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Each person will post a statement that is somehow connected to the subject of the sentence before it but doesn't directly relate to it. For example if I say something about school you can something about education, a school subject, a school sport, ect.

First statement:
"My soccer practice today was a grueling 18 minutes because my coach was late and had to leave early"

[Apathy Reactor]

Some of us do not have girlfriends.

[Anoobass]

Girlfriends are not always girls, I found that out the hard way...

[Double-O-Scotch]

Almonds

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Peanut butter jelly time!

[Millionlittlee]

Peanut butter is a killer

[Apathy Reactor]

In skyrim I ate and killed everyone in honor hall orphanage... In that order

[Imink]

Little orphan Annie was an orphan it says so in the name

[Mlerner12]

I don't like my name...

[Millionlittlee]

I don't like clay against control, but I love playing with it

[Mlerner12]

I'm bad at using clay!

[prayos]

I use babies as hockey pucks.

[Apathy Reactor]

I use hockey pucks as toilet paper

[Thetrufflehunter]

Toilet paper is a huge annoyance when backpacking. I always look for nice smooth stones.

[Mlerner12]

I like to throw stones.