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[BcBudds]

Because he never heard of Tim hortons

[IntoFire]

As Mr.Rogers had warnd him about.

[Anoobass]

Just then, batman appeared and shot Mr. Kent with a kryptonite bullet, the only thing he said before running off was, "I'm BATMAN!"

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Just then, batman appeared and shot Mr. Kent with a kryptonite bullet, the only thing he said before running off was, "I'm BATMAN!"

But just like in the movies, Superman ignores that his is powerless and dying and keeps fighting at full strength.

[Birdbrain]

Because the evil goblins from potatoe land want to throw fruit at batman

[IntoFire]

But Kimmy the Space Ninja protected Batman and they had a child named Kimmy the Space Bat.

[Anoobass]

Unfortunately, there were complications and both Kimmy, the space ninja and Kimmy, the space bat died in childbirth, and this is why batman is afraid of bats.

[IntoFire]

An other flying animals.

[BcBudds]

And his spidy senses started tingling

[IntoFire]

And he got Aunt May pregnant.

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

But sadly the baby micarried, and Peter Parker went into a very confusing depression.

[Anoobass]

Thankfully professor Osbourn was there to help, but when Mary Jane bumped into Gwen Stacy at a Spider-Man award ceremony, things really got to heating up.

[Anoobass]

After several hours of ***** **** **** ******* **** ******* **** ****** *NSFW* ***** **** **** ***** ****** **** **** ****** ******* ******, they were rejuvinated and realized that poor Peter Parker just wasn't the person they needed.

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

LOL /\

But out of nowhere a missile came out of the sky and killed them.

[Anoobass]

LOL /\

But out of nowhere a missile came out of the sky and killed them.

^I didn't know M Night Shyamalan was on this board.

...and life began anew...again.