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[KILLERBEE]

The British burned down the White House, not Cananananada (I know how to spell it, we say it that way to make fun of Canada).

On with the story: That's when Kim Jong Un jumped into the fight!

Learn history. Canada wasn't a country back then. It was a colony. Belonging to the British. Guess where those Brits that burned it down lived. Hint: it is now called canananada.

this has been another Great Canadian heritage moment.

[KILLERBEE]

Then the cop rolled the donut down the road and that's when it's journey began.

[Boringanarchy2]

Suddenly, a murder of crows came out of nowhere and ate the donut.

[Anoobass]

This is when little Jimmy got to play duck hunt, FOR REAL this time!

[BcBudds]

Then that one guy Joey 'put a rancor on it'

[IntoFire]

But the Rancor was Cancelled!

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Unprotected, Joey was attacked by the murder of crows only to be destroyed by {STORM CROW}!

[That_Guy]

Kim Jong Un got bored so he told a servant to nuke the chinese. The servant not knowing Kim meant put last nights take-away in the microwave then did as he was told and launched a nuclear missile aimed at china.

[IntoFire]

But China had a {Sphere of Safety} around their country.Thus,North Korea's search for a {Disenchant} began...

[Boringanarchy2]

Meanwhile, someone in San Francisco asked for hamburger. The universe shattered as a result.

[KILLERBEE]

Or so that is what professor X manipulated the world to see from the comfort of his office at the Institute.

[EvACiDe]

Dr X suddenly had a {thoughtflare}!

[Boringanarchy2]

The flamingos began to migrate.

[BcBudds]

All the way to smallville then Clark kent

[IntoFire]

Had a fight with a Taco at McDonalds while eating a Doughnut from Dunkin Donuts.