Storm Crow

[EvACiDe]

Self explanatory title

Storm Crow says "Wizards was too cowardly to make me a 1 drop."

[EvACiDe]

What keeps you safe at night? I sleep with a storm crow under my pillow

[Agarrita80]

Storm crow is the only being known to man that cut Chuck Norris.

[Agarrita80]

Storm crow's blood can cure cancer, but it never bleeds.

[EvACiDe]

^------- hahahahah! Keep em coming!

Storm crow doesn't fly, the air is scared of him.

[The1337Magician]

^------- hahahahah! Keep em coming!

Storm crow doesn't fly, the air is scared of him.

Similarly, the Storm Crow's storm is not actually a storm, it's actually the sky crying. It can not withstand the power of the crow.

[Mlerner12]

Storm Crow is so powerful he threw a grenade. It killed 300 people. Then it exploded.

[EvACiDe]

Lmao! Storm crow's eggs are grenades 💥

[Mlerner12]

👀👀👉🏃🏃🏃🐣👻👻👻💢💥

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Storm Crow went up against Emrakul once...we all know who won...

[Mlerner12]

There's a REASON blue is fan favorite...

[EvACiDe]

Storm Crow went up against Emrakul once...we all know who won...

^----- my fave so far! Hahah!

[Agarrita80]

Storm crow overcame Mount Midoriyama on American Ninja Warrior!

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Storm crow overcame Mount Midoriyama on American Ninja Warrior!

LOL my dad watches that show!

[Mizark]

Storm Crow was once bitten by a snake.
After 3 long days of pain and agony...........the snake died