Ok now I'm mad

[Mikefrompluto]

I'm getting frustrated. About everybody on this app sucks at magic I'm, if you think your good you can play me:) the only good people I can think of wt the top of my head is kaleo.

What the .love. did you just .loving. say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the .love. out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my .loving. words. You think you can get away with saying that .poo. to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're .loving. dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little .poo.. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your .loving. tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will .poo. fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're .loving. dead, kiddo.

Remind me to never mess with you. 😳😳

Ahem...

"The Aristocrats?"

Up there like a puppet.

[Spikepit]

I suppose he's right though, I can't play Standard very well. It's just so hard to play in a format where everyone uses the same 4 decks they painstakingly put together from a deck list on the Internet. It's so hard choosing the right singles to buy out right too. It's even harder being restricted to only choosing ten of them for a 60 card deck, because it says somewhere apparently you have to have play sets of each for it to be a good deck.

Sigh. All I can do is think up combos from sets dating as far back as Beta and play in formats where the whole catalogue of MtG is available. And even worse is I'm best at a format where you can only use single cards AND ONLY A HUNDRED OF THEM ... the deck still has to be seamless, individualistic.

Double sigh. If only I could Net Deck. If only I didn't play for fun. 😔

[/sarcasm]

[Spikepit]

On a different note, would you believe I actually found a sarcasm font! Check out my previous post (In a quote to see what I did)!!!

[Iandtormentor]

Yay

[Rpbarber]

I for one just got out of the Marine Corps after serving ten years for this country. I'm calling bullshit for the 300 confirmed kills. And if I find out you are posing as a Navy Seal when in fact you really aren't one I will do everything in my power to expose you for impersonating a Seal under the Stolen Valor Act. So choose your words carefully. Also leave my Marine Corps out of your little hissy fits.

I'm getting frustrated. About everybody on this app sucks at magic I'm, if you think your good you can play me:) the only good people I can think of wt the top of my head is kaleo.

What the .love. did you just .loving. say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the .love. out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my .loving. words. You think you can get away with saying that .poo. to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're .loving. dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little .poo.. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your .loving. tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will .poo. fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're .loving. dead, kiddo.

[Hunteroffire9]

I'm getting frustrated. About everybody on this app sucks at magic I'm, if you think your good you can play me:) the only good people I can think of wt the top of my head is kaleo.

What the .love. did you just .loving. say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the .love. out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my .loving. words. You think you can get away with saying that .poo. to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're .loving. dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little .poo.. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your .loving. tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will .poo. fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're .loving. dead, kiddo.

I for one just got out of the Marine Corps after serving ten years for this country. I'm calling bullshit for the 300 confirmed kills. And if I find out you are posing as a Navy Seal when in fact you really aren't one I will do everything in my power to expose you for impersonating a Seal under the Stolen Valor Act. So choose your words carefully. Also leave my Marine Corps out of your little hissy fits.

I am in a airport so good luck attacking me...

[lotrwk]

I'm getting frustrated. About everybody on this app sucks at magic I'm, if you think your good you can play me:) the only good people I can think of wt the top of my head is kaleo.

What the .love. did you just .loving. say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the .love. out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my .loving. words. You think you can get away with saying that .poo. to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're .loving. dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little .poo.. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your .loving. tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will .poo. fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're .loving. dead, kiddo.

I for one just got out of the Marine Corps after serving ten years for this country. I'm calling bullshit for the 300 confirmed kills. And if I find out you are posing as a Navy Seal when in fact you really aren't one I will do everything in my power to expose you for impersonating a Seal under the Stolen Valor Act. So choose your words carefully. Also leave my Marine Corps out of your little hissy fits.

I am in a airport so good luck attacking me...

Why are we talking in quotes?

[All-Mana Mania]

Guys, guys calm down. Ok you get -3 karma. Oh well. You have to face a act its a number. If you think a tiny -3 is major. Look at my number lol. Hunter, you CANNOT say your better than anyone else. I bet half this app can whoop you in standard. I for one am not a fan of standard but make decks anyways because I love to compete.

[Wingnut]

I'm getting frustrated. About everybody on this app sucks at magic I'm, if you think your good you can play me:) the only good people I can think of wt the top of my head is kaleo.

What the .love. did you just .loving. say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the .love. out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my .loving. words. You think you can get away with saying that .poo. to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're .loving. dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little .poo.. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your .loving. tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will .poo. fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're .loving. dead, kiddo.

I for one just got out of the Marine Corps after serving ten years for this country. I'm calling bullshit for the 300 confirmed kills. And if I find out you are posing as a Navy Seal when in fact you really aren't one I will do everything in my power to expose you for impersonating a Seal under the Stolen Valor Act. So choose your words carefully. Also leave my Marine Corps out of your little hissy fits.

I am in a airport so good luck attacking me...

Why are we talking in quotes?

Why are we talking in third person AND qoutes?

[That_Guy]

I'm getting frustrated. About everybody on this app sucks at magic I'm, if you think your good you can play me:) the only good people I can think of wt the top of my head is kaleo.

I'd rather suck at Magic and be good at English than suck at English and be good at Magic.

It's not like you your writing an essay for your teacher when using this app and I expect mods to be good at magic and not just good at moderating forums.

You are welcome

[Langku]

I suppose he's right though, I can't play Standard very well. It's just so hard to play in a format where everyone uses the same 4 decks they painstakingly put together from a deck list on the Internet. It's so hard choosing the right singles to buy out right too. It's even harder being restricted to only choosing ten of them for a 60 card deck, because it says somewhere apparently you have to have play sets of each for it to be a good deck.

Sigh. All I can do is think up combos from sets dating as far back as Beta and play in formats where the whole catalogue of MtG is available. And even worse is I'm best at a format where you can only use single cards AND ONLY A HUNDRED OF THEM ... the deck still has to be seamless, individualistic.

Double sigh. If only I could Net Deck. If only I didn't play for fun. 😔

[/sarcasm]

This post is awesome sauce.

It goes well with copypasta.

[Mlerner12]

I suppose he's right though, I can't play Standard very well. It's just so hard to play in a format where everyone uses the same 4 decks they painstakingly put together from a deck list on the Internet. It's so hard choosing the right singles to buy out right too. It's even harder being restricted to only choosing ten of them for a 60 card deck, because it says somewhere apparently you have to have play sets of each for it to be a good deck.

Sigh. All I can do is think up combos from sets dating as far back as Beta and play in formats where the whole catalogue of MtG is available. And even worse is I'm best at a format where you can only use single cards AND ONLY A HUNDRED OF THEM ... the deck still has to be seamless, individualistic.

Double sigh. If only I could Net Deck. If only I didn't play for fun. 😔

[/sarcasm]

This post is awesome sauce.

It goes well with copypasta.

What? Are you addicted to shroom sauce? 😉

[KILLERBEE]

Jiujitsu baby

that's hot

Agreed

[Rass]

I suppose he's right though, I can't play Standard very well. It's just so hard to play in a format where everyone uses the same 4 decks they painstakingly put together from a deck list on the Internet. It's so hard choosing the right singles to buy out right too. It's even harder being restricted to only choosing ten of them for a 60 card deck, because it says somewhere apparently you have to have play sets of each for it to be a good deck.

Sigh. All I can do is think up combos from sets dating as far back as Beta and play in formats where the whole catalogue of MtG is available. And even worse is I'm best at a format where you can only use single cards AND ONLY A HUNDRED OF THEM ... the deck still has to be seamless, individualistic.

Double sigh. If only I could Net Deck. If only I didn't play for fun. 😔

[/sarcasm]

This post is awesome sauce.

It goes well with copypasta.

What? Are you addicted to shroom sauce? 😉

Maybe he's related to the Mario bros? They love there shrooms.

[Hunteroffire9]

I suppose he's right though, I can't play Standard very well. It's just so hard to play in a format where everyone uses the same 4 decks they painstakingly put together from a deck list on the Internet. It's so hard choosing the right singles to buy out right too. It's even harder being restricted to only choosing ten of them for a 60 card deck, because it says somewhere apparently you have to have play sets of each for it to be a good deck.

Sigh. All I can do is think up combos from sets dating as far back as Beta and play in formats where the whole catalogue of MtG is available. And even worse is I'm best at a format where you can only use single cards AND ONLY A HUNDRED OF THEM ... the deck still has to be seamless, individualistic.

Double sigh. If only I could Net Deck. If only I didn't play for fun. 😔

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