Make the person above you into a planeswalker

[EvACiDe]

{R}{R}{2}

Crackalacka, snap and pop

+1: deal 2 damage divided as you choose among any number of creatures or players. Put a 1/1 red snap creature token into play

-3: creatures you control gain haste until the end of the turn. Put a 1/1 red crackle creature token into play

-5: you get an emblem with "when you cast a spell, deal 1 damage to target creature or player. Then, put a 1/1 red pop creature token into play

Starting loyalty: 4

+1 for hilarity! Snap crackle and pop xD

[lotrwk]

Evacide, Master of Om nom.  {1}{0}

Planes walker - Evacide

+4: You may eat a card. If you do, target player loses 4 life.

-7: You may eat the table you are playing on. If you do, target player loses the game

-19: You may write "Master of Om nom" in a black sharpie on a card you control. If you do, You win the game


[11]

"You aren't my dietitian. Don't tell what to and not to eat"

[EvACiDe]

Ok now THAT is a funny card! Should be in the next un set

[Birdbrain]

Ok now THAT is a funny card! Should be in the next un set

sure hope they make another un-set. I never got a chance for the fun the first time around...

[Anoobass]

Anoobass, Tyrant of Undead {2}{W}{B}

Planeswalker - Anoobass

+1) Destroy target creature, it can't be regenerated.

-3) Return target creature from a graveyard to the battlefield under your control. You gain life equal to that creatures toughness.

-10) Return all creatures from all graveyards into play under your control. You get an emblem with "Creatures you control have deathtouch and shroud."

[4]

~"Anubis may be the God of the Dead, but Who do you think he answer to?."~

Not a huge fan of shroud, but definitely a sweet PW

[Xaol]

Anoobass, Tyrant of Undead {2}{W}{B}

Planeswalker - Anoobass

+1) Destroy target creature, it can't be regenerated.

-3) Return target creature from a graveyard to the battlefield under your control. You gain life equal to that creatures toughness.

-10) Return all creatures from all graveyards into play under your control. You get an emblem with "Creatures you control have deathtouch and shroud."

[4]

~"Anubis may be the God of the Dead, but Who do you think he answer to?."~

Not a huge fan of shroud, but definitely a sweet PW

That -3 is really good.

[Birdbrain]

Anoobass, Tyrant of Undead {2}{W}{B}

Planeswalker - Anoobass

+1) Destroy target creature, it can't be regenerated.

-3) Return target creature from a graveyard to the battlefield under your control. You gain life equal to that creatures toughness.

-10) Return all creatures from all graveyards into play under your control. You get an emblem with "Creatures you control have deathtouch and shroud."

[4]

~"Anubis may be the God of the Dead, but Who do you think he answer to?."~

Not a huge fan of shroud, but definitely a sweet PW

That -3 is really good.

can you say, spaghetti monster reanimator?

[Xaol]

Anoobass, Tyrant of Undead {2}{W}{B}

Planeswalker - Anoobass

+1) Destroy target creature, it can't be regenerated.

-3) Return target creature from a graveyard to the battlefield under your control. You gain life equal to that creatures toughness.

-10) Return all creatures from all graveyards into play under your control. You get an emblem with "Creatures you control have deathtouch and shroud."

[4]

~"Anubis may be the God of the Dead, but Who do you think he answer to?."~

Not a huge fan of shroud, but definitely a sweet PW

That -3 is really good.

can you say, spaghetti monster reanimator?

Haha, indeed!

[IntoFire]

Xaol, Magus of the Dark 3{B}{B}

[+1] Target player sacrifices a creature.

[-2] Destroy target creature.

[-5] Target player sacrifices three target creatures,you gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's power.

[Mizark]

Xaol, Oblivion Keeper {8}

Planeswalker- Xaol

+2) Exile target permanent. Return it to the battlefield under their owner's control at the beginning of the next end step

-4) Exile target permanent

-16) Exile all permanents target players control. Exile Xaol, Oblivion Keeper.

[6]

[Birdbrain]

{U}{U}{R}{R}

Xoal, aether adept

+2:: the next instant or sorcery you cast this turn is copied. Than, exile it.

-3: until the beginning of your next turn, when a opponent casts an instant or sorcery, exile it. Then, put a copy of that spell on the stack, you can choose new targets for the copy. Than, copy another card exiled by CARDNAME

-10: you get an emblem with, "whenever you cast an instant or sorcery, exile it as it resolves. Than, copy every other card exiled with CARDNAME."

Starting loyalty: 4

[Birdbrain]

You should use a few draw spells with the above card I think

[Apathy Reactor]

Mizark, Dracolord.       {G}{R}{B}

+1, target creature gains flying until end of turn, and is a dragon in addition to its other types

-3, all creatures you control gain "{T}, this creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature

-10, put a 10/10 red dragon token with indestructible, haste, and flying onto the battlefield

"Dragons are truly the ultimatum of power, they are just baloths with wings."

[EvACiDe]

Anoobass, Tyrant of Undead {2}{W}{B}

Planeswalker - Anoobass

+1) Destroy target creature, it can't be regenerated.

-3) Return target creature from a graveyard to the battlefield under your control. You gain life equal to that creatures toughness.

-10) Return all creatures from all graveyards into play under your control. You get an emblem with "Creatures you control have deathtouch and shroud."

[4]

~"Anubis may be the God of the Dead, but Who do you think he answer to?."~

Not a huge fan of shroud, but definitely a sweet PW

I know it's a bit OP and was thinking about making it hexproof instead of shroud but that'd make it ridiculous.

[Anoobass]

Was op after the -3, no complaints but still :p