Comebacks

[Taysby]

What are your most awesome comebacks and the story behind it?  I'm sure there are some really funny ones.

[Mlerner12]

"Yeah... Well... UR MOM _________!"

EVERYONE's response.

[Mlerner12]

Mine is sometimes
"Hey gurrrrrl, you a fortune cookie? Because your always wrong."
Them my friends and I do this really annoying "OOOOOH!" Thing.

[That_Guy]

These should be interesting

[#noided]

I heard of a guy who was teaching kids at his summer camp how to shoot guns and proper safety etc.  there was a woman who didn't like it, so she argued it in many ways.  Her last argument was, "but you're equipping them to become violent killers" the man responded with "we'll ma'am you're equipped to be a prostitute it you aren't one are you?"

She was quite for a couple minutes then finally left.

.loving. #REKT

[prayos]

"Gonna start calling you Mario, cause you just got 1up'd."

[Anoobass]

At work my boss was eating something in the back of the restaurant.  I walked up and asked, "What are you eating?"  He replied, "Your wife's snatch!"  I quickly came back with, "Joke's on you, I'm gay."

[Mikefrompluto]

At work my boss was eating something in the back of the restaurant.  I walked up and asked, "What are you eating?"  He replied, "Your wife's snatch!"  I quickly came back with, "Joke's on you, I'm gay."

I had a similar exchange with someone once.

Me and a friend of mine were standing in line at a store in the mall. My friend is a skater dude who wears tight pants and eccentric clothes, and he walked off to do something. This redneck came up to me and said, in a demeaning way, "Is he gay?" I said "Why? Are you interested?" He didn't like that too much.

[Anoobass]

At work my boss was eating something in the back of the restaurant.  I walked up and asked, "What are you eating?"  He replied, "Your wife's snatch!"  I quickly came back with, "Joke's on you, I'm gay."

I had a similar exchange with someone once.

Me and a friend of mine were standing in line at a store in the mall. My friend is a skater dude who wears tight pants and eccentric clothes, and he walked off to do something. This redneck came up to me and said, in a demeaning way, "Is he gay?" I said "Why? Are you interested?" He didn't like that too much.

Pretty good lol

[Wingnut]

Probably my best was at about 2am playing c.o.d. 2 Online, it was late and no one was talkative, so between games this random guy calls my name saying it obviously just off to get a rouse, starts the following convo:

Him: "hey where'd you get that?"
Me: "get what?"
Him:"that .the inappropriate word for male body part that guys with the name Richard are sometimes called. in your butt."

(So without missing a beat)
Me: "you're mom"

The room burst into laughter and he gladly accepted that he had just been owned, I chalked it up to one for me.

[#noided]

Probably my best was at about 2am playing c.o.d. 2 Online, it was late and no one was talkative, so between games this random guy calls my name saying it obviously just off to get a rouse, starts the following convo:

Him: "hey where'd you get that?"
Me: "get what?"
Him:"that .the inappropriate word for male body part that guys with the name Richard are sometimes called. in your butt."

(So without missing a beat)
Me: "you're mom"

The room burst into laughter and he gladly accepted that he had just been owned, I chalked it up to one for me.

XD EPIK MAN!!!111!!!11