Whoever gets the last post wins!

[Apathy Reactor]

Good hand sanitizer, have used before.

[LinkCelestrial]

Taysby's getting laid and I'm just here like.

"Cuddles pls."

[ELLERfeller]

How old are you guys?

[LinkCelestrial]

This body? 19.

[ELLERfeller]

Haha going on 24 here

[Thefluffymacheen]

18 as of two Friday's ago

[Apathy Reactor]

Eighteen

[redwolv]

Can we not just once?

Sorry bro, bring your sex life online and you are just asking to get teased.

[ELLERfeller]

Get drunk and tinder till your finger falls off

[MarduArrow]

Don't shake hands with the lonely kids
'Cause I hear that .poo.'s contagious.

Just nibble their feet dusted in 10 year old sherbet

XD rofl, what?

Didn't end up boning her, we killed too much time waiting for the movie to start, but we were all over each other during said movie. Either I'm a porn star level pro at fingering or she gets turned on far easier than girls in most pornos. Either way it was hot af and we're going to go out again

[ELLERfeller]

Thoughts on how to introduce friends to your hobbies?

[ELLERfeller]

Solid.

[LinkCelestrial]

I'm not looking for a hookup. If I was, I'd have one. I want cuddles, platonic cuddles are good enough.

Past that  I'm wanting a serious relationship but I'm too busy and completely not ready. Even if those other two factors weren't a problem, there's nobody that I'd go for. My observation with dating apps and such is they're only used by desperate or horny people (sorry Taysby), which isn't what I'm looking for.

So until I hit another chapter in life I'll remain single and lonely. At least I'm making good money.

[ELLERfeller]

.cowpoop.

[Apathy Reactor]

I'm looking for a female with two thumbs who likes Dark Souls, Netflix, and sandwiches.