What card would you be?

[Malleo]

So what kind of card would you be? Color, rarity, abilities, P/T, maybe set. Please don't make yourself a planeswalker, there's already another thread for that.
Correction: you could do it if you really wanted to since that post is only about what colors you would be, I'd still prefer to keep planeswalkers to a minimum though.

[Dudecore]

Dudecaster Mage {1}{U}

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.)

When Dudecaster Mage enters the battlefield, return target spell or permanent to its owner's hand.

When Dudecaster Mage enters the battlefield, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost. (You may cast that card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

2/1

[Juggalonoke]

Dudecaster Mage {1}{U}

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.)

When Dudecaster Mage enters the battlefield, return target spell or permanent to its owner's hand.

When Dudecaster Mage enters the battlefield, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost. (You may cast that card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

2/1

Lmao ok mister snappy!! Totally broken card aspects

[Iandtormentor]

Dudecaster Mage {1}{U}

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.)

When Dudecaster Mage enters the battlefield, return target spell or permanent to its owner's hand.

When Dudecaster Mage enters the battlefield, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost. (You may cast that card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

2/1

I'm thinkin' you like {snapcaster Mage}

[Iandtormentor]

I am a $100,000,000,000,000 card {0}

When I am a $100,000,000,000,000 card enters the battle field you win the game.

100,000/100,000

[Iandtormentor]

Why not be good

[Dudecore]

I am {Venser, Shaper Savant} + {Snapcaster Mage}. That'd reflect my style of play pretty well.

[All-Mana Mania]

Banen, Ruthless Traitor
1 red or green. 1 blue or red. 1blue or green and 1 generic. Hybrid Card

+2: Banen, Ruthless Traitor deals X damage to target creature where X is the amount of Loyalty Points on Banen. Draw a card.

-1: Put 2 +1/+1 counters on target creature. If this creature was red, blue or green, draw a card.

0: Banen, Ruthless Traitor becomes a 7/7 indestructible human warrior creature with Double Strike and Trample. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Banen this turn.

-8: You get an emblem with " permanents you control are indestructible, and have Double Strike and Trample" and " Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.

5 loyalty counters

[Silent1236]

Uhm this thread already exists and is stickied...

The thread stickied up there is the thread for typing your name in curly brackets and seeing what card it links to, not your own original card

[izik99]

Banen, Ruthless Traitor
1 red or green. 1 blue or red. 1blue or green and 1 generic. Hybrid Card

+2: Banen, Ruthless Traitor deals X damage to target creature where X is the amount of Loyalty Points on Banen. Draw a card.

-1: Put 2 +1/+1 counters on target creature. If this creature was red, blue or green, draw a card.

0: Banen, Ruthless Traitor becomes a 7/7 indestructible human warrior creature with Double Strike and Trample. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Banen this turn.

-8: You get an emblem with " permanents you control are indestructible, and have Double Strike and Trample" and " Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.

5 loyalty counters

This is so broken... It would cost double or triple that

[All-Mana Mania]

Banen, Ruthless Traitor
1 red or green. 1 blue or red. 1blue or green and 1 generic. Hybrid Card

+2: Banen, Ruthless Traitor deals X damage to target creature where X is the amount of Loyalty Points on Banen. Draw a card.

-1: Put 2 +1/+1 counters on target creature. If this creature was red, blue or green, draw a card.

0: Banen, Ruthless Traitor becomes a 7/7 indestructible human warrior creature with Double Strike and Trample. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Banen this turn.

-8: You get an emblem with " permanents you control are indestructible, and have Double Strike and Trample" and " Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.

5 loyalty counters

This is so broken... It would cost double or triple that

Lol just wait til i work for magic and make this a real card. $1,000,000 card that only comes in like 1 in every 20 boxes lol

[Frothandslosh]

{2}{U}{B}{B}
Frothandslosh, Braingrinder
Planeswalkers- Frothandslosh
Loyalty: 4

+1 Look at target player's hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player exiles that card and all other cards with the same name from their battlefield, graveyard, and library.

-X Each player discards X cards from their hand, then draws X cards.

-6 You get an emblem that says "Whenever an opponent puts a card from the top of their library into their graveyard, they put a card from the bottom of their library into the graveyard as well."

[Malleo]

Empathy {3}{W}{W}


Whenever a creature you control dies Empathy takes damage equal to half of that creature's toughness rounded down.
If Empathy took damage this turn transform it.

1/6

Vengeance
(flipped side is {R}{W})

First strike, Trample, Deathtouch

When this creature transforms to Vengeance it deals damage equal to its power to any number of target creatures an opponent controls.

Vengeance can only attack if it or its controller was dealt damage within the last two turns.

10/10

[Xaol]

Serenity 1W Enchantment
Creatures can't attack you. You can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.
You can't cast spells or play lands. Any opponent can pay 7 life and sacrifice all lands they control to bury Serenity.

[D34DP00L]

Assault Expert {R}{R}{W}{W}

Creature - Human Soldier

Flash, Haste, Deathtouch

T: Deal 1 damage to target creature

Flavor - Odds are for those who want to minimize their own risk.  I prefer to maximize the risk to my enemies.

2/3

Broken?  Probably...