Nicknames for Cards (NSFW)

[Kareason]

My group and I have quite a few, and have started using a some of the ones I found here. But here are two that show up a lot. (Warning:crass and NSFW)

{Jace, The Mind Sculpter} is called Jace the Mind/Face Raper

{Emyrkul, The Aeons Torn} is called AIDS since no one wants it and it kills everyone)  One of the guys goes so far as to play Yakkity Sax on his phone when ever he hits the table.

[1337m00nm4n]

{Damnation}: That's all folks! (porky pig)
{emrakul, the aeons torn}: .love. you I win.

[darkarts981]

Progenitus is - oh! You're fucked!

[Quackmaster5]

Progenitus is - oh! You're fucked!

Progenitus for us is "the legendary black beast of AHHHHH!!!"

[Johng4490]

Progenitus is - oh! You're fucked!

Progenitus for us is "the legendary black beast of AHHHHH!!!"

I love the Monty Python Quotes here.

[1337m00nm4n]

Progenitus is - oh! You're fucked!

Progenitus for us is "the legendary black beast of AHHHHH!!!"

I love the Monty Python Quotes here.

I FART IN YOU R GENERAL DIREKSHUN!

[JaCe BeLeReN]

Progenitus is - oh! You're fucked!

Progenitus for us is "the legendary black beast of AHHHHH!!!"

I love the Monty Python Quotes here.

I FART IN YOU R GENERAL DIREKSHUN!

YUR MUTHER WUZ A HAMPSTER, AND YUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!!!!!!!!1!!!

[JaCe BeLeReN]

Progenitus is - oh! You're fucked!

Progenitus for us is "the legendary black beast of AHHHHH!!!"

I love the Monty Python Quotes here.

I FART IN YOU R GENERAL DIREKSHUN!

YUR MUTHER WUZ A HAMPSTER, AND YUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!!!!!!!!1!!!

NOW LEAVE BEFORE I TAUNT YOU AGAIN!!!

[CajunJynx]

It's " NOW LEAVE BEFORE I TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME"

[Quackmaster5]

It's " NOW LEAVE BEFORE I TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME"

Gunna correct all both of you bc I've seen that movie hundreds of times. He says, and quote, "NOW, GO AWAY OR I SHALL TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIMEEH!!!!"

"it could be carried by an {African swallow} ! ... An African swallow maybe but not a {European swallow}, that's my point... Wait a minute, supposed two swallows carried it together!"

[JaCe BeLeReN]

It's " NOW LEAVE BEFORE I TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME"

Gunna correct all both of you bc I've seen that movie hundreds of times. He says, and quote, "NOW, GO AWAY OR I SHALL TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIMEEH!!!!"

"it could be carried by an {African swallow} ! ... An African swallow maybe but not a {European swallow}, that's my point... Wait a minute, supposed two swallows carried it together!"

If two swallows drop a coconut in a forest, and nobody is there to hear it....
What kid of swallows are they?

[cltrn81]

Timeeh is totally how he says it too.

[Quackmaster5]

Timeeh is totally how he says it too.

Haha as I was writing it, I was thinking of how he says it and then realize, "how the hell am I gunna add that part?"

"we shall say NEE again to you, if you do not appease us!"
"what is it you want?"
"we want........... A SHRUBBERRY!!!"
*dramatic violin chord*

Damn I wanna watch that movie now.

[BlackJester]

Feel free to talk about Monty Python in its own thread.  Quit spamming this one.

BTW - {Vexing Devil} is now called Sexy Devil.

[Quackmaster5]

Feel free to talk about Monty Python in its own thread.  Quit spamming this one.

BTW - {Vexing Devil} is now called Sexy Devil.

....sorry....😭