Best flavor text...

[Double-O-Scotch]

I got this idea from another thread but figured it deserved its own. Well what you say is the best flavor text out there? There's been quite a few good ones over the years but I'll mention a few of my favorites.
{undermine}, m12{pacifism}, m13{door to nothingness}, {tinker}, {magmatic force}, {absorb}, {maelstrom archangel} and of course, my all time favorite....
{barktooth warbeard} lol BEWARE

[Mentonin]

Give some love to {primeval Titan}

[Double-O-Scotch]

Good one, much love, prime time.lol gonna miss you in EDH...

[Willthomjr]

{tablet of the guilds}

[Dudecore]

{tablet of the guilds}

Doesn't really make much sense. Because Orzhov is the guild that would do that. I think they just had the art made and created a flavor text.

Either way, {Undermine} is one of my favorites. But {True Believer} takes the cake.

[Double-O-Scotch]

Ooh, true believer is classic!

[ChrisRodriguez]

{werebear}

[Double-O-Scotch]

Good giggles on werebear...lol

[izik99]

{Sphinx of the Chimes}
{Raging Goblin} duel decks

[izik99]

{Sphinx of the Chimes}
{Raging Goblin} duel decks

And {Craterize}

[MaDeM MaD]

I've always liked {Balefire dragon}

[Quackmaster5]

{werebear}

Boo you beat me to it! I always say werebear when this post keeps coming up. What about {arsenal thresher}

[Double-O-Scotch]

Lol, thresher, that's the worst flavor text ever lol...

[Quackmaster5]

Lol, thresher, that's the worst flavor text ever lol...

Ball sacks!!!! I meant {razorfield thresher}.

[Double-O-Scotch]

Lol, ok that makes more sense. Good one...