Magic logic

[Fenster]

{Jace Beleren}:
"oh no the enemy has some soldiers! Ill put up a {Hover wall} and ill give it a {Silver inlaid dagger}! Here they come!"

Soldier token 1,2 and 3: "Chaaarge!!"

*battle noise*

{Gideon Jura}: "Damage report?"

Soldier 1: "Me and frank got to him and i think we worn him out a bit."

Gideon: "Good good... Wait wheres the third of you?"

Soldier 2: Bob didnt see that giant blue wall of light in our path and ran right into it and aparently there was a knife stuck on the side. It hit him straight in the chest.

Gideon: "..."

Jace: "Hahaha! Nice recruits you got there, Giddy boy!"

Magic imagination/Magic logic thread!

[Fenster]

Hm... Fun stuff topic sorry.

[Silent1236]

Lmao never thought about that.  Just give a wall a knife and nothing will get through!

[Gorzo]

Soldier: So, Mr. {Puresteel Paladin}, I hear you're good with equipment.

Puresteel: Why yes, as you can see right now I'm equipping 3 different swords, 2 different pairs of boots, 2 suits of full plate armor, and a shield!

Soldier: ...How?

Puresteel: Pardon?

Soldier: You're a human, how do you carry, equip, and hold these things with two arms, two feet, and 1 torso?

Puresteel: Ihavetogo.

[Fenster]

[smokin terry]

Soldier: So, Mr. {Puresteel Paladin}, I hear you're good with equipment.

Puresteel: Why yes, as you can see right now I'm equipping 3 different swords, 2 different pairs of boots, 2 suits of full plate armor, and a shield!

Soldier: ...How?

Puresteel: Pardon?

Soldier: You're a human, how do you carry, equip, and hold these things with two arms, two feet, and 1 torso?

Puresteel: Ihavetogo.

You can also enter {squadron hawk} into the brackets.

[Moneekahh]

Soldier: So, Mr. {Puresteel Paladin}, I hear you're good with equipment.

Puresteel: Why yes, as you can see right now I'm equipping 3 different swords, 2 different pairs of boots, 2 suits of full plate armor, and a shield!

Soldier: ...How?

Puresteel: Pardon?

Soldier: You're a human, how do you carry, equip, and hold these things with two arms, two feet, and 1 torso?

Puresteel: Ihavetogo.

LOL

[G33kL0rd]

Just saying, I love this thread.

[Coffee Vampire]

In heaven...

{Avacyn, Angel of Hope} is having a conversation with {Memnite}.

Avacyn: so how did you get here?
Memnite: I slipped on a banana and fell on my fragile 1/1 face.
Avacyn: ouch, sorry to hear about that.
Memnite: wait aren't you indestructable? How did you get here?!
Avacyn: I was taking a stroll in the park, was distracted when I saw some memnite fall on a banana, accidentially picked up a shovel, accidentially dug a hole, and somehow burried myself in this grave. All by accident.
Memnite: sounds like a real {Tragic Slip}.
Avacyn: no kidding.

[darkarts981]

In heaven...

{Avacyn, Angel of Hope} is having a conversation with {Memnite}.

Avacyn: so how did you get here?
Memnite: I slipped on a banana and fell on my fragile 1/1 face.
Avacyn: ouch, sorry to hear about that.
Memnite: wait aren't you indestructable? How did you get here?!
Avacyn: I was taking a stroll in the park, was distracted when I saw some memnite fall on a banana, accidentially picked up a shovel, accidentially dug a hole, and somehow burried myself in this grave. All by accident.
Memnite: sounds like a real {Tragic Slip}.
Avacyn: no kidding.

hahahahahahaha, this made me laugh

[darkarts981]

Here we are on the plane of Innistrad, where monsters rule, and Avacyn who had been capturing demons and caging them in the helvault suddenly gets herself trapped in there with all the demons, how this happens i don't know, but it did. Now, the helvault is broken open, yay, Avacyn is back! Oh no, all these badass demons are here! ............Wait, where are all the demons except Grislebrand. And, oh, look! There's Tamiyo, the Moon Sage, who has actually been here the entire time studying the moon, but there were no signs of here until now, but here she is! Oh, my gosh, guess who else there is! Gisela, Bruna, and Sigarda! They have actually been on innistard the whole time as well, but not trying to do anything about all the darkness, because that makes sense!

Sorry, couldn;t help but make fun of the non-sensical storyline

[Quackmaster5]

Jace and {niv mizzet dracogenius} are reminiscing.

Niv mizzet: hey jace. What would you do if you had complete dominion over a plane? I mean, you've been to so many, you should have taken over one by now, right?

Jace: well I could never get the formula right. I mean, there was that one time when I was truly sculpting the minds of the inhabitants of zendikar. But I just haven't felt it since. What about you? You own a guild! What about your past life?

*flashback and sees {niv mizzet the firemind}*

Jace: WOWZA JERRY! IT'S BIZZARO YOU!

[KulrathKnight]

{Painter's Servant} was feeling really blue, and so were all his friends. They heard about this Eldrazi party happening after the Worldwake concert. "Dude, let's go to the Rise of the Eldrazi!", one friend says. Painter's Servant thought "Yeah I'm gonna get so smashed tonight!", just like every other night.

After having some fun at the party, he decided to try something new. He saw a {Vexing Devil} there, and the devil offered him something he never had before. Painter's Servant took a hit from it. It burned, and he screamed "{ALL IS DUST}!" Needless to say, Emrakul, Kozilek, and Ulamog never invited them again.

Meth. Not even once.

[Inconnu]

Awesome thread. More please.

[Mikefrompluto]

{Doorkeeper}. I get that it has defender and cant attack. But hes holding a spear. A SPEAR. Why is his power 0 and not at least 1?