BlackJester takes on all comers!

[BlackJester]

Anyone have time for a quickie?  I want to test out a new deck.

[Brandalog]

I'll play! Rolled a 13

[BlackJester]

Thanks!

I rolled an F. Go first. I'll keep.

[Silent1236]

I rolled an F.

[Brandalog]

Mmk. Drop swamp. Pass
20/6

[BlackJester]

U U Draw

Play {Seachrome Coast}

Go.
20/7

[BlackJester]

I rolled an F.

For some reason, I can never roll better than a Q. 😣

[Brandalog]

U U draw
Place {dragonskull summit} untapped
Tap summit and swamp for {heartless summoning}.

Pass
20/5

[BlackJester]

Uh oh.

U U Draw

Play another Coast

Cast {Blighted Agent}.

Go.
20/6

[Brandalog]

U U draw
Place {dragonskull summit} untapped
Tap all. play {thundermaw hellkite}
Attack for four

Pass
20/4

[BlackJester]

Well, this shouldn't take long...

UUD
Swing with Agent.

16/7

[Brandalog]

Take.
U U draw
Place {drowned catacomb} untapped
Pay 2 life, tap swamp play {phyrexian metamorph} on {thundermaw hellkite}.

Pay 2 life, tap {dragonskull summit} for another metamorph on hellkite. Swing for 12 total

I have {dragonskull summit} and {drowned catacomb} untapped.

Pass
16/2
1 poison.

[BlackJester]

Draw. Squat.

GG

Round 2?
I don't think I'll do well in a rematch, but what the hell.

[Brandalog]

Sure sounds good to me.
(sorry for being a d***)
Are You playing first?

[BlackJester]

Sure sounds good to me.
(sorry for being a d***)
Are You playing first?

Being a d****?  Do you mean playing awesome?  That's not being a Richard.

I'll go first if'n you don't mind.