Outrageous lies about the last poster

[Fenster]

Smkinterry is named after his former pet Terrier whom wich he set on fire

[Fishsticks123]

Fenster is a zombie abd we have to shoot his head off. 😷

[BcBudds]

Rass works for the illuminati

[Brandalog]

Bcbudds works for the Umbrella corporation, he's researching how many people play magic so they can add a contact virus to the cardboard in which they're made so it can spread faster.

[TheRecklessPlaneswalker]

Brandlog has a huge penis

[AgrusKos]

Brandlog has a huge penis

No need to get creepy

[izik99]

AgrusKos is actually just saying that because he hacked into his account and posted that

[Safira008]

Izik99's posts always make perfect sense.

[BcBudds]

Safira008 can do basic math.

[Wackaman9001]

BcBudds has advanced beyond third grade

[Quackmaster5]

Wackaman9001 took a career aptitude test and found that he is best suited to be an old lady escort. In more ways than one. 😝

[Thorn]

Quackmaster has only had one kiss in his life.
(His grandma loved it)

[#noided]

Thorn spends 12 hours a day doing "research" for a "special project" that involves him buying all lotion within a 10 mile radius of his home.

[izik99]

Thorn spends 12 hours a day doing "research" for a "special project" that involves him buying all lotion within a 10 mile radius of his home.

Gummuh knows this because he mindwashed thorn to buy acidic chemicals instead of lotion

[UltimateArtifacter]

izik99 is a griffin disguised as a sea horse disguised as a french patato