Outrageous lies about the last poster

[AgrusKos]

Thorn is actually a demon named pervertfrazz who makes blood pacts with kids. They get in his car, he gives them candy

[Thorn]

AgrusKos is actually jace and he is forcing Thorn to do these horrendous acts.

[AgrusKos]

Thorn just uses that as an excuse to keep kidnapping kids

[Mentonin]

Thorn just uses that as an excuse to keep kidnapping kids

The above post proves the post below is false(I believe I made a paradox?)

[Thorn]

Mentonin thinks he is smart.

[Imdowd80]

{thorn} isn't human, (s)he is a tweet bot.

[darkarts981]

Indowd80 is a spy from another forum that has come to try and steal our awesomeness

[izik99]

Darkarts is a illegal baboon from a secret country that sells cow-shaped fishsticks as an industry.

[AgrusKos]

Izik is secretly {Emarakul, the Aeons Torn} and is still plotting to destroy Zendikar

[BcBudds]

Agruskos is the best magic player ever

[Leviathan]

BcBudds is a H U G E Bieber fan.

[izik99]

Levithian is actually Charzard, and has decided Pokemon is too boring, and magic is more exciting.

[Millionlittlee]

Izik99 lives in a house made of {black lotus}s

[Coffee Vampire]

Millionlittlee knows what the plural form of "lotus" is.

[Poof]

After I beat coffee with my goblin deck he burned his deck in the backyard sat and cried in his room contemplating his existence then climbed onto his roof and thought about jumping before his mom talked him down