Outrageous lies about the last poster

[DimirOverlord1300]

Mlerner is actually ms piggy

[Mlerner12]

Mlerner is actually ms piggy

Well in May I am!
DimirOverlord doesn't know any of the guild symbols

[DimirOverlord1300]

Um yea I do boros is a star thingy and simic is a triangle. And dimir looks like a bug.
Mlerner is actually animal, the red one. This is how he communicates.

[Mlerner12]

I will be in a few months
DimirOverlord is my alternate account!

[DimirOverlord1300]

You weren't supposed to tell everyone that!
Mlerner is actually my neighbor. His house is a box. Made of gold

[Moocow4u2]

Dimiroverlord *censored* and then *censored* with *censored* all around the car 0-0 oh my!

[Mikefrompluto]

Moocow4u2 is the president of the cow division of the U2 fan club.

[Mlerner12]

Dimiroverlord *censored* and then *censored* with *censored* all around the car 0-0 oh my!

:I
Moocow4u2 is allergic to magic cards!

[Mikefrompluto]

Mlerner is a vampire who gets his life force from bumping old threads.

[Skyshadow731]

Mike isn't from Pluto he's from mars eating candy bars and he started mars candy bars.

[Apathy Reactor]

SkyShadow is actually a ground light

[Skyshadow731]

Ice scythe wants to live in hell.

[DimirOverlord1300]

Oh icescythe, in that case, come to my palace!
Sky shadow isn't a human, he's a lizard. With wings.

[Mlerner12]

DimirOverlord knows what the fox says.

[Skyshadow731]

Mlerner wished he could become a burning muppet.