Outrageous lies about the last poster

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Mlerner doesn't hire male prostitutes............................see what I did there?

[SFGiantsfan4LIFE]

Argus still sleeps with his Tickle Me Elmo

[Apathy Reactor]

Mizarch thinks  {Goblin Test Pilot} is amazing

but... But.. It is!

[IntoFire]

IceScythe lives in the Fire Kingdom.

[Apathy Reactor]

Intofire lives in candylandia

[IntoFire]

IceScythe is a hermaphrodite.

[Birdbrain]

Into the fire was born under the sea

[That_Guy]

Birdbrain DOESN'T love {Strionic Resonator}

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

That_Guy hates kitties.

[BcBudds]

Agrus likes to constantly laugh like dr evil

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Agrus likes to constantly laugh like dr evil

Yep! I do the pinky-to-the-mouth thing too.

[Apathy Reactor]

Agrus is NOT autocorrected to Agriculture

[Mlerner12]

IntoFire is actually a Rakdos, who is really a Phyrexian, who is one of Griselbrand's followers!!!!!!

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Mlerner thinks {Storm Crow} is the worst card ever printed

[Apathy Reactor]

Agrus's name DIDN'T auto correct to agriscience this time.