Outrageous lies about the last poster

[Birdbrain]

EvACiDe claims that {Break Open} is the best card ever printed.

i can actually think if a situation were that would be a good play. There is one that gives a negative effect when turned face-up. Just give it to the opponent while its face-down. There's also a way to turn it face down again I think

Yeah but its still unplayable unless you are using a deck that is all morph (which is still a dumb idea).

the deck does this every turn...or multiple times a turn...ugh! Let me find the article to show ou how boss it is

[Birdbrain]

http://www.wizards.com/magic/magazine/article.aspx?x=mtg/daily/ftl/167

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

http://www.wizards.com/magic/magazine/article.aspx?x=mtg/daily/ftl/167

The deck still doesn't have {Break Open} in it...

[Anoobass]

Or does it and you're just lying?

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

Or does it and you're just lying?

Good point...

[Xaol]

Agrus Kos is actually a Dimir agent!

[BcBudds]

Tasby Is really superman

[Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth]

BcBudds once killed a man..."with dis thumb".

[KILLERBEE]

Agrus Kos doesn't even like MtG. He just uses the forum for practice to talk to people. Because he's an alien studying human behaviour.

[Anoobass]

Killerbee is actually a nice bee.

[IntoFire]

Annoobass is actually a dog

[Anoobass]

Annoobass is actually a dog

Jackal, hah!

[IntoFire]

Annoobass is actually a dog

Jackal, hah!

It's still a type of dog.

[Anoobass]

And humans are a type of monkey...

[IntoFire]

Sweet Jesus! Didn't know that!