Outrageous lies about the last poster

[MetalMadMan]

Kirby is not really missing.. Pac Man is holding him for ransom

[Moneekahh]

Metalmadman is actually liquidhappywoman!

[Drewy :P]

Moneekahh isnt a girl

[Silent1236]

Drewy doesn't actually have a tongue and he's overcompensating with his name.

[Missingkirby34]

Silent has 12 dead bodies in his basement and works for the drug cartel, he is also married to a goldfish named Henrietta

[MetalMadMan]

Kirby thinks a quarterback is a refund...

[Missingkirby34]

Metalman is allergic to metal

[MetalMadMan]

Kirby's mentor is Barney the Dinosaur

[Missingkirby34]

Metalman is cheating on henrietta the fish with all the telatubbies

[MetalMadMan]

Kirby has dreams about getting it on with jigglypuff

[Thorn]

Metalmadman is jealous of said dreams and wants to be involved in them.

[MarduArrow]

Thorn turns dreams into nightmares

[Empathie]

The first 7 is actually a 1 and he likes to kill aliens

[Xaol]

The first 7 is actually a 1 and he likes to kill aliens

Isn't empathetic in the least.

[ducttapetitan]

Xoal's favorite card is  {Pearled Unicorn}