You know your screwed when...

Started by JaCe BeLeReN, August 11, 2012, 09:41:24 AM

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darkarts981

When you hard cast an {Intet, the Dreamer} in a mono black deck ({vivid marsh} with a counter on it and 2 reflecting pools).

Thorn

When your opponent plays a turn 1
{Dark Ritual}
{Despise}
{Duress}
{Horrifying Revelation}

This did happen once to me.

Coffee Vampire

Quote from: Thorn on August 13, 2012, 12:23:46 AM
When your opponent plays a turn 1
{Dark Ritual}
{Despise}
{Duress}
{Horrifying Revelation}
...after you muligan to 3!

Lunamoth

Any time someone casts {dragon storm} or when {odric, master tactician} attacks and you're playing a deck based on blocking creatures or when {circu, dimir lobotomist} comes into play

remasuri ger

When my Opponent got 2 {plains} an {ornithopter} and plays a {stoneforge mysthic} on his Second Turn. Only to search his {Elburus, the binding Blade}
I got nothing and he has a 13/13 flying intimidate trample in T3

darkarts981

Quote from: KangaRod on August 13, 2012, 08:02:28 AM
Do You people really not see the power in

T "draw a new hand, cast everything that you can in it. Pick your old hand up at the end of turn, and discard anything left from the new hand. Mill your opponent for 7"

?
You are referring to memory jar correct?

You know you're screwed when someone has to point out the power in {memory jar}! :P

Quackmaster5

Just like you know you are screwed when you have to point out to someone the sheer brokeness of {necropotence}. Oh what! I was that someone. Doh!

Quackmaster5

You also know you are screwed when the you play a five color deck that only needs one forest to start up and don't get one until you are dead. -_-

Imdowd80

*sigh* and I was the one that needed to have both pointed out him.

Quackmaster5

Quote from: Imdowd80 on August 13, 2012, 01:14:35 PM
*sigh* and I was the one that needed to have both pointed out him.

It happens to the best of us. Except for Jester. He's like the Chuck Norris of Magic. 😝

Thorn

When you are playing manaless dredge and your opponent has {Trepedation Blade}

Leviathan

You run a fetch heavy deck and yer opponent has 3 {Archive Trap}s in hand.

BlackJester

Quote from: Leviathan on August 15, 2012, 12:13:22 AM
You run a fetch heavy deck and yer opponent has 3 {Archive Trap}s in hand.
Ha!  I did that to a friend once. His first turn was {Terramorphic Expanse}.  A slapped down three in my opening hand and cackled like a madman!  😂

Don't feel too bad for him, he was running a {Dark Depths}+{Vampire Sexmage} combo deck and had obliterated me many times.

Johng4490

Chaos reigns deck, modified. {Maelstrom Wanderer} cascades into {Infinite Reflections}. Endless cascades until nothing in deck but land.

Grexis

Quote from: Johng4490 on August 15, 2012, 01:06:28 AM
Chaos reigns deck, modified. {Maelstrom Wanderer} cascades into {Infinite Reflections}. Endless cascades until nothing in deck but land.
Wouldn't they enter the battlefield as legendaries and kill each other?