Weird Cards and Rules

[Alsojames]

Im not sure if this has been done, but it's funny.

Basically, I start by makin up a card that has a fake and as-yet undefined rule.  The next poster defines the rule, makes up a card with an undefined rule and it keeps going.

E.g.,

Poster 1:
When green Elf enters play, poke 2

Poster 2:
Poke: poke the player whose turn follows yours that many times

(card, rule)


Etc


I'll start.

Big Bad Wolf

When this card enters play, Howl 3.

[JaCe BeLeReN]

Howl 3: You may search you library to upto 3 cards with the same type as this card. Your opponent picks one. Put that card in your hand, and the rest at the bottom of your library in any order.

EDIT:  Sandpaper {5}
           Artifact
           {T}: Rub 2

[Alsojames]

Don't forget to add a card with a wierd rule of your own :p

[Thorn]

1 {R}

Slober Snail
When Slober Snail enters the battlefield you may lick any one of tge cards your opponet has in play.
1/1

[Maximo]

1 {R}

Slober Snail
When Slober Snail enters the battlefield you may lick any one of tge cards your opponet has in play.
1/1

No, thorn, it needs a strange keyword for someone else to define.

[Thorn]

Ahh my bad.

[JaCe BeLeReN]

Posted a card.

[Alsojames]

Rub:

The owning player mud rub the card up once and down once X times on his or her crotch.  The owning player draws 1 card for every opponent laughs.

[Quackmaster5]

Snuffloppogus

When snuffloppogus enters the battlefield, Depress 4.

[Quackmaster5]

Haha I was thinking about depress as a detain type ability in which they give up in life and pacify themselves.

Confiscate X: take control of X target non creature permanents. Then deal X damage to each creature and each player.

Mad Max
Whenever mad max deals combat damage to a player, GMBM18D.

[izik99]

To GMBM18D, change the words on any cards to random letters and numbers, and play the game from there.

Mating Season 3GG

Pleasure 5, then sacrifice a nonland permanent.

[Quackmaster5]

To GMBM18D, change the words on any cards to random letters and numbers, and play the game from there.

Mating Season 3GG

Pleasure 5, then sacrifice a nonland permanent.

Hahaha I like that rule. Too bad it stood for "Give me back my 18 dollas!"

[Coffee Vampire]

To pleasure 5, sacrifice 5 nonland permanents. This should pleasure your opponent greatly.

Spyglass of Nin {6}
At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card.
{T} Justify 2. Activate this ability only if you or an opponent was damaged this turn.

[tsul25]

Justify: make an opinionated statement, preferably about .politics.. attempt to justify this statement to your opponent. if your opponent becomes visibly bored or agitated during your explanation, you may double the damage that was dealt to your opponent, or halve the damage done to you.

Club of Rage - 3 colorless
Artifact
Equip - 2 colorless
When equipped creature attacks you may "boink"

[AgrusKos]

To Boink, chest bump opponent. If opponent refuses, prevent or double the damage dealt this turn

Piotr
{W}{U}{R}{G}{B}
Summon Legend         Mythic Rare

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Whenever Piotr attacks, Mod 2