Sillyness

[Fenster]

So i was browsing cards for whatever reason you brows cards (cant remember the specifics). Anywho i stumbled upon {Mishra artificer prodigy} and thought to myself: "Wow this looks like what i might use in a commander deck! Maybe i can get into it finally!" Then the derp hit me
Anyways i need suggestions for fun and unorthodox commanders!

[Guypocolypse]

{pheldagriff} to give opponent's infinite life and tokens

[Fenster]

With suture priest etc it could work!
{Rain of gore} if it wasnt black red

[Karrthus]

With suture priest etc it could work!
{Rain of gore} if it wasnt black red

I've actually had that card used against me. My friend cast a spel that made me gain 20 life and I had {Sanguine Bond} in play. Needless to say I lost instantly.