Best Flavor Text

[Rass]

Agreed.  Let's keep the opinions on this thread Flavor text based (said the worst off-topic offender on the forum.  )

What ?

I didn't say anything.

[Rass]

"Opinions are like @$$holes, everybody has one."

Yes but they are very important you have to use them or you will be full of 💩 and end up 😲👻

Please return to your regular topic and sorry for the interrupt.

[Leviathan]

{Phyrexian Hulk}

Card sucks but the flavor text is cool.

The DD version in particular.

[Silent1236]

"Your life will set with the sun." - {Vampire Nocturnus}

[Ryvenge]

{Diabolic Edict} gets my vote off the top of my head.

[izik99]

{Raging Goblin} and {Phyrexian Hulk}

[Guypocolypse]

{intangible virtue} cause it says motly crew

[Coffee Vampire]

{Butcher Goul}

[Fenster]

{Butcher Goul}

Made me think of this.
{Scornful æther lich}

[Foodnetwork]

I persinally love {Dwarven Miner}'s flavor text

[Kuberr]

{Show and Tell}

[Elitehalo360]

{phyosis crawler}

[smokin terry]

{gather specimens}

{sphinx of the steel wind}

[Condor-Wingman]

I think {Smelt} is funny, as it makes a Darksteel joke. You also gotta love {Lava Axe} with Catch!

[remasuri ger]

Both Editions {goblin gardener}