Ready, Aim, Fire! Game Over - darkarts981 wins!

[Thorn]

Woo! I get to keep my super rare super special innistrad spirit token! I knew I could count on you, darkarts!

Awww Spirit tokens are worth nothing.
I have an OOZE token!

[Gorzo]

You're just jelly. My token FLIES.

[Thorn]

You're just jelly. My token FLIES.

Mine OOZSES

[Trevor]

You're just jelly. My token FLIES.

Mine OOZSES

mine oozes also. Oozes Rick!

[Zman47]

Do one of you guys want to start a game of Magic?

[Coffee Vampire]

I'll play! Start a thread.

Edit: I will be on at like 10:00

[Prophylaxis]

I will be putting the story up tonight, so if you haven't sent a PM then do so.

[Thorn]

I will be putting the story up tonight, so if you haven't sent a PM then do so.

Thanks for all your of your work on this. Its really fun.

[smokin terry]

I'd like to join in next round.

[Thorn]

I will be putting the story up tonight, so if you haven't sent a PM then do so.

Where is it?

[Prophylaxis]

I will be putting the story up tonight, so if you haven't sent a PM then do so.

Where is it?

No laptop, will get this up soon.

[JaCe BeLeReN]

I'm back sending PM now.

[AgrusKos]

Me and Trevor are the same person. Just making sure you know

[darkarts981]

Me and Trevor are the same person. Just making sure you know

Lol

[Prophylaxis]

The location is at the IMTG gym.

Thorn, Trevor, and Gorzo all decide that they want to get ripped. They go to the gym, and, without paying for any membership, go to the heaviest weights. They all try to pick one up, and they are unsuccessful. Finally, they all attempt to pick up one... and they succeed. However, the weight is too big for them. The weight drops down on the floor, slamming their toes, and ripping their arms out onto the floor. An ambulance is called in. Sagemaster said, "They got ripped all right."

BadLuckIrish just got back in from the cruise, his burns magically healed. He goes on the treadmill and turns it on to a reasonable setting. He is busy listening to lousy pop music jamming out from the gym speakers when BlackJester walks in. BadLuckIrish couldn't believe his eyes. "YOU!" Irish yells with a look of rage on his face. He stops the treadmill, and goes to get a pair of small weights. He runs as fast as a jaguar at BlackJester, hoping to murderate him with these weights and his bare hands.

BlackJester vaguely recognizes BadLuckIrish from the cruise... but he knows when to run when someone's chasing him with a look of fury. He runs away from the gym with Irish coming right at him. He quickly goes into his car... but Irish is right there, ready to crash his Porsche right into BlackJester's Honda. BlackJester drives faaaaaast, ignoring speeding laws, parks, and dashes into a liquor store. Irish quietly gets his baseball bat and goes into the same liquor store. However, as he steps in, he slips on alcohol and falls, crashing his body on splinters of glass. He howls. BlackJester, already having knocked out the manager, decides to throw some more bottles at him. The liquor bottles explode at Irish's face, making his face look like a combination of glass, liquor, blood, and skin. He sputters, "AAAAARGH!" while the Jester takes his baseball bat and proceeds to knock him out. BlackJester then discreetly throws bottles at the cameras, shattering them. He then walks out of the store and goes into his car, then takes a shower.

Back at the gym, GoJuDragon is doing Zumba classes with JaCe. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf0q6qtThF4
They are all dancing and getting a good workout. They begin shaking their legs, with the strange music playing. GoJuDragon extends his gloves, which reveal them to be lathered with poison needles. After they are done shaking their legs, they wave their arms, and GoJu knows that it's a great time to quietly prod JaCe a bit with his needle gloves. JaCe barely notices, but as he goes home that night, he becomes to come down with a strange sickness on his back. Over the course of 7 days, JaCe is lying on his bed, writhing as the poison takes over him. He never notices that it was because of the Zumba class.

Coffee Vampire is working out with his personal trainer, scarsabrex. Coffee is working out on the machines, but feels like he's had enough. He gets off and uses that huge bouncy ball a bit, then has an idea. He throws that bouncy ball at scarsabrex, hoping that it would knock him out, or send him in shock. It just bounces off him, and scarsabrex says, "Hey, you want to play that game, buster?!" scarsabrex shows him his two medicine balls, and he throws them at Coffee. Coffee feels them hit his mouth, and he is shocked by their impressive weight and how much is stung. scarsabrex throws more until Coffee is knocked out. scarsabrex proceeds to use his body as a punching bag, and Coffee is stuck in a coma by how much pain the body received by scars's punching.

Knew45 knows his stuff, and he sees all of these murders and thinks to himself, "How inefficient these murders are! Let me show everybody a finely executed murder." He gets out a knife and begins walking toward darkarts981. However, darkarts recently got back into the, you know, Dark Arts, and he is struck by fear at first, but then reassured control of the situation. "Imperio!" darkarts yells, and he begins to take control of Knew's body. He says in his mind, "Have Knew stab himself." Knew45 holds up the knife and slices his body. He feels no pain since he is under the curse. The body is sliced n' diced, and darkarts removes the curse. Knew has no time to scream. "Finely executed murder, indeed." darkarts mutters.

Alive:
Sagemaster +1
BlackJester +1
scarsabrex +1
darkarts +1
GoJuDragon +1