Ready, Aim, Fire! Game Over - darkarts981 wins!

[Coffee Vampire]

Proph can you take me off probation so I can play next round?

[Prophylaxis]

Proph can you take me off probation so I can play next round?

Sure.

[BadLuckIrish]

D:!!!!!! What did i do?!?!?!?! Lol

[Gorzo]

Woohoo I'm stronger than Gorzo!

Lol don't get too cocky, I had used all my manly man strength murdering thorn at the buffet line while simultaneously choosing an entree! That's exhausting stuff!

[Trevor]

Woohoo I'm stronger than Gorzo!

Lol don't get too cocky, I had used all my manly man strength murdering thorn at the buffet line while simultaneously choosing an entree! That's exhausting stuff!

You have the greatest of points. I also had help

[Thorn]

Woohoo I'm stronger than Gorzo!

Lol don't get too cocky, I had used all my manly man strength murdering thorn at the buffet line while simultaneously choosing an entree! That's exhausting stuff!

I object.
I let you murder me to help you win.
Gotta help the winning side
lol

[Trevor]

Woohoo I'm stronger than Gorzo!

Lol don't get too cocky, I had used all my manly man strength murdering thorn at the buffet line while simultaneously choosing an entree! That's exhausting stuff!

I object.
I let you murder me to help you win.
Gotta help the winning side
lol

I like thorns point more. Wait, how could he tell us if he got a slit throat?

[Prophylaxis]

THE IMTG TIMES REPORTS

The location is in the abandoned district/ghost town of IMTG.

Trevor is looking around at the soft ground. He is traveling with a tour company. This ghost town is one of the hot tourist attractions around IMTG. Very hot. Trevor is looking around for some water. It's been like this for hours, with the tour guide scarsabrex delivering a very dry speech on the attractions (pun intended).

Aha! darkarts has a glass of some liquid. Trevor eyes it. He trods over to darkarts. "So, can I have some of that?" Trevor quickly lunges over to darkart's bottle of liquid.

A split second later, darkarts is mugged by Trevor into giving him water. Trevor just pulls it out of darkart's hand and starts deluging it down his throat.

"Wait, don't drink that!" darkarts yells, but his efforts are futile. Trevor's body begins to shake, and acid starts leaking out his bellybutton. Within a few minutes, Trevor is an acid pit.

Sagemaster and Knew45 see this. "OMG, people are exploding!" they yell out loud, as they begin to commit suicide. Sagemaster locks himself in an old town basement, leaving himself to rot in the heat and sun. Knew45 injects himself with a lethal injection, since he knew that this would happen.

Alive:

darkarts +1
scarsabrex +1

Sagemaster: shoot self
scarsabrex: shoot air
Knew45: shoot self
Trevor: shoot darkarts
darkarts: shoot self

Place your bets!

[Thorn]

Darkarts is just too good at the darkarts to lose.

[darkarts981]

Oh god this is hard!

[scarsabrex]

we're basically playing rock paper scissors now.

[darkarts981]

we're basically playing rock paper scissors now.

Lol

[BadLuckIrish]

Got $20 on scars.

[darkarts981]

Got $20 on scars.

Lol, I'll put the same

[scarsabrex]

Got $20 on scars.

Lol, I'll put the same

ok I'll put one dollar on dark arts.