Ready, Aim, Fire! Game Over - darkarts981 wins!

[JaCe BeLeReN]

PM'd

[Prophylaxis]

THE IMTG TIMES REPORTS

The location is in the hospital.

JaCe is in the hospital, trying to recover from a car crash. scarsabrex mends JaCe by giving him an "unknown" drug. This drug is supposed to kill him, maybe (?), but it's true effects is that it makes the user impervious to anything, but they don't know that.

scarsabrex is wondering why the drug hasn't killed JaCe yet, so he resorts to Plan B. The dashing Gorzo appears, armed with a wine box, then smashes JaCe with them over and over again. JaCe is invulnerable and doesn't feel anything, so scarsabrex lashes out at him with his plastic gloves. Before striking, he flicks them a bit and claws appear. However, JaCe is all-powerful and invincible, so he just smashes scarsabrex against the wall and throws some glass splinters at Gorzo.

Gorzo is easily scared of these little things and tries to run outside the hospital. A wine bottle breaks, and he is stung by the splinters and the wine. He freezes, and that is JaCe's opportunity to throw some more bottles at him. Gorzo collapses and JaCe throws him off the hospital cliff.

Inside the hospital, the staff are all alarmed at these two sudden killings, so they rush out. Meanwhile, darkarts, Knew45, and BadLuckIrish are writhing in pain in the critical attention room. Without staff, they cannot receive their disease medications, and they all die.

GoJuDragon was wandering outside the hospital, looking for help, and a ray of light crashes on him. He has been modkilled.

WINNER: JaCe +2


scarsabrex: shoot Jace
darkarts: shoot self
Knew45: shoot self
Gorzo: shoot Jace
BLI: shoot self
Jace: shoot self

Round 1, everyone is alive again!

New Rule: You may only shoot players who are not on the probation list.

[Gorzo]

Lol well played Jace. At least I was described as "Dashing" before I died trying to kill you

[BlackJester]

Put me in Coach!

GG JaCe!

[darkarts981]

Modkilled, lol

[JaCe BeLeReN]

Wow.... I didn't expect that to go over so well....

[darkarts981]

Y U NO SHOOT ME? (to the general population)

[Prophylaxis]

I will do this tomorrow. Thank you for your patience!

[Trevor]

In

[Prophylaxis]

Because of the week long vacation, I've decided to give you guys a more refined story.

THE IMTG TIMES REPORTS

The location is on a cruise ship to MTG TOOLBOX.

Everyone is on board and the ship is ready to set sail.. Except JaCe, who is stranded on IMTG due to partying too hard. However, he is drunk, and he drowns near the pier after a blackout.

Gorzo is assigned to kill Thorn as a mercenary mission, so he begins to devise ways to kill someone on a ship. Throwing them overboard would be the most conventional option here, but it's way too visible and has a high chance of failing. Gorzo catches Thorn near the buffet area and needs to find a way to kill quickly. In a split second, he picks up the knife that which the beef cutter chef was using and uses it to slash Thorn in the throat. Thorn, while he is dying, pulls up a cup of coffee and pours a speck of anthrax in.

Gorzo escapes the scene, but he's on a ship... With no where to go. Gorzo contemplates using a mini boat to sail away but Trevor meets him on the 3rd deck. "So, I hear that you've caused a lot of trouble in the 12th floor. Sadly, your life ends here." Trevor quickly pushes Gorzo against a wall - his strength makes it impossible for Gorzo to slip away. He struggles and struggles, and more people, including the ship's captain, meet him. They all succeed in throwing Gorzo overboard.

BlackJester is the magician on board, and he begins the 7:00 PM show. He does Magic tricks which include making a {Invisibility} disappear and small scale tricks like those.

Until he {Firebolt}s BadLuckIrish.

Irish is trying to douse the flames, but no source of water is found in the first 20 seconds and he dies a flaming death. However, scarsabrex and Knew45 see their way of getting fame. scarsabrex gets a candle and tries to put the flames from BLI's body onto it. He succeeds, and Knew45 wastes no time in running with it swiftly and jamming it into BlackJester's mouth.

"AAARGHHH!" BlackJester exclaims as he speeds down the stairs. Miraculously, he finds a cup of water and glugs it down. However, it's Thorn's anthrax water, and BlackJester dies a painful drugged death.

darkarts and Sagemaster bunk together and see the whole thing on the TV. "Wow, that must be a great magic trick." darkarts says. "Did you see when the magician ate fire? Wow!" Sagemaster yelled.

ALIVE

darkarts +1
Sagemaster +1
scarsabrex +1
Knew45 +1
Trevor +1

[BlackJester]

HAHAHAHAH!   

Dang!  I knew I should have shot myself, would've taken three people out.  What a dogpile on the Jester! 

Good times, good times.  Thanks Proph!

[darkarts981]

F?#% yeah!! Teh air shot always works!!

[Trevor]

Woohoo I'm stronger than Gorzo!

[Trevor]

In again!

[Prophylaxis]

Waiting on darkarts.