EDH-Desolatus vs. Kuberr vs. Clearmario

[Desolatus]

Whoops. Sorry. I'll target Desolatus.

Wow. And to think I just gave you +1 Karma.

[Kuberr]

Lol thanks. But I think I have game next turn.

[Clearmario]

Untap
Draw 2 and 1 from jace
Attack with {kaalia of the vast} at kubar placing {malfegor} and discarding 5 cards {gisela blade of gold night}, {liliana of the dark realm}, mountain { wheel of fortune} {caves of koilos} ( everyone sac 5 creatures but me)
+ 1 liliana, everyone discard a card, 2 loyalty
33/0

Malfegor= new perm

[Kuberr]

So 2 damage?

[Clearmario]

So 2 damage?

8 cause {kaalia of the vast} lets me put {malfegor} tapped and attacking

[Desolatus]

Sacing:
{Simic Signet}
a Mountain
{Hanweir Lancer}
{Gruul Signet}
and {Perilous Myr} that Deals two damage to your commander, Clearmario.

Discarding {Anger} so my things have Haste.

Kuberr, what are you sacing and discarding?

[Kuberr]

So 2 damage?

8 cause {kaalia of the vast} lets me put {malfegor} tapped and attacking

Urabrask makes creatures you control enter the battlefield tapped. Soooooo

[Clearmario]

Sacing:
{Simic Signet}
a Mountain
{Hanweir Lancer}
{Gruul Signet}
and {Perilous Myr} that Deals two damage to your commander, Clearmario.

Discarding {Anger} so my things have Haste.

Kuberr, what are you sacing and discarding?

You have to sac 5 creatures not permanents

[Kuberr]

Sacing:
{Simic Signet}
a Mountain
{Hanweir Lancer}
{Gruul Signet}
and {Perilous Myr} that Deals two damage to your commander, Clearmario.

Discarding {Anger} so my things have Haste.

Kuberr, what are you sacing and discarding?

You have to sac creatures.

I saced the only two I had out.

[Desolatus]

He {Murder}Ed it a while back, Kubs.

[Kuberr]

Then I take 8

[Desolatus]

Oh, well, I have no creatures, still kill your general, none of my lands untap thanks to Kuberr, and I draw 2 to pass my turn.

[Clearmario]

Oh, well, I have no creatures, still kill your general, none of my lands untap thanks to Kuberr, and I draw 2 to pass my turn.

I feel really bad for you this turn mainly because of {exhaustion}

[Desolatus]

Oh, well, I have no creatures, still kill your general, none of my lands untap thanks to Kuberr, and I draw 2 to pass my turn.

I feel really bad for you this turn mainly because of {exhaustion}

It's okay. Just have to roll with the punches.

[Kuberr]

Untap
Draw2
Play {Shivan Reef}
Bring jace up to 7. So everyone draws.
Tap out to play {Insurrection}
Gaining all of clearmarios creatures.

Attacking him. With all of them. GG?

End turn
32/7