Coffee vs. Kuberr

[Coffee Vampire]

Untap draw
Place plains
Tap WW
cast {Suture Priest}
Gain 1.
Pass
23/4

[Kuberr]

Untap
Draw
Play {Vault of Whispers}
Tap UB for {Etherium Sculptor} lose 1
Pay 2 for {Vault Skirge} lose 1

End turn
16/3

I'm assuming you want me to lose life that is.

[Coffee Vampire]

At 25.
Untap draw
Place {Forbidden Orchard}.
Tap a plains for a {Soul Warden} gain 2. At 27.
Tap orchard for B. gain 2. You lose 1. At 29. Tap plains so I have BW
Cast {Blood Artist}. Gain 3. At 32.
Pass.
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32/2

(yes you assume correctly and save me from a lot of ipod typing. Thanks! )

[Kuberr]

Untap
Draw
Play vault of whispers
Play {Cranial Plating} equip to vault Skirge.

Attack with vault Skirge for 9 and I gain 9.

End turn
24/2

[Coffee Vampire]

Take 9. At 23.
Untap draw
Tap plains for {Soul Warden}. Gain 3. At 25.
Pass turn.
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Beginning of your upkeep: tap orchard for B. I gain 3 and you lose 1.
28/2

[Kuberr]

Untap
Draw
Play a seat.

Tap BU to {Go For The Throat} on that dude making me lose life.
Tap BU to do it again to a soul warden.

I'll take 2 from te blood artist.

Attack with Skirge for 10.

31/0

[Coffee Vampire]

At 18.
2 creatures died so I gain 2 and you lose 2. ({Blood Artist})
At 20.
Untap draw
Place swamp.
Tap orchard for W. I gain 2. At 22.
Cast {Alliance of Arms}. I pay 3. Each of us gets 3 1/1s so I gain 12 life from my wardens. At 34.
Pass.
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34/1

[Coffee Vampire]

We each get 3 soldiers, so 6 enter the battlefield.

I have 2 {Soul Wardens}. They each trigger for all 6 that enter the battlefield.

6+6 = 12.

[Kuberr]

Untap
Draw
Lol

Tap out to play {Tezzeret, Agent of Bolas}
Bring him up one.

Reveal {Welding Jar}

Play it

Swing with Skirge for 11

End turn
42/0

[Coffee Vampire]

Take it. At 23.
Untap draw.
Place {Sunpetal Grove}.
tap orchard for B. you get get another 1/1 and I gain 2. At 25. Cast {Killing Wave} for 4.
I sac all my 1/1s and keep my 3 real guys. I pay 12. Yet I gain 3 and you lose 3 from my 1/1s dying. So I go down 9. At 16.
What do you sacrifice/ pay 4 life for?

Omg got to go. Keep the game going?

[Kuberr]

Good game.

I'll pay 16

Untap draw
Pop tezzeret for 20 to you and I gain 20. If thy doesn't kill you. Swing with Skirge for 11 gaining 11 more.

[Coffee Vampire]

Lol niice. Aw my next care was {Mercy Killing}. well that was fun. Nice deck..still haha

[Kuberr]

Lol niice. Aw my next care was {Mercy Killing}. well that was fun. Nice deck..still haha

Next card {Counterspell} lol

[Kuberr]

Lol niice. Aw my next care was {Mercy Killing}. well that was fun. Nice deck..still haha

If I didn't have any life gain and that cranial playing you would have had me for sure!!