Magic pet peeves

[Kuberr]

I love turbo fog.

Let's play a game Kuberr

Sure. *plays Grand Abolisher*
Good game.

That's why my Turbofog uses counters & bounce. 

{Thunderous Wrath}

Did I forget to mention {Witchbane orb} in the deck too?  I guess I did.

We can keep doing this, but it doesn't matter.  It's impossible to suggest a strategy with no counter-measures.  Thing is, will you always get your Abolisher in play?  Will you play it in all of your decks?  Will I get my orb out before lethal damage?  That's the game.

Very good point, sir.
That's one of the ways to identify a good player, in my oppinion. Along with deck building and obviously playing the deck.

[Gorzo]

The only thing I find strange in your list kuberr is you specify overweight people who don't bathe. People of average weight who don't bathe are fine then, it's just the fat guys? Lol. At my FNM the only guys with B/O that makes your nose cringe are a couple of normal-weighted guys. The big fellas we have understand the concept of the shower. A couple people tend to reek of smoke (not necessarily cigarette) also, which bothers me, I have a rather sensative sense of smell.

Not sure why specifically women looking for judges bothers you either. What's the difference what sex a person is if they are asking for judges all the time?

[Kuberr]

Lol sorry, didn mean to offend. I was just listing off specific events that I have noticed.

Granted, of course anyone could stink, just my observation.

And last week I was playing this girl and the judge was helping her the whole way, but when the 6 year old was struggling, he didnt care. On game day. Wtf Is that about?

[BlackJester]

I don't think I've ever really noticed a person not breathe before.  I am aware that I don't breathe often when I'm concentrating.  Gives me headaches.    
But I'm not fat, so I guess Kuberr's okay with it. 

[Kuberr]

I don't think I've ever really noticed a person not breathe before.  I am aware that I don't breathe often when I'm concentrating.  Gives me headaches.    
But I'm not fat, so I guess Kuberr's okay with it. 

Wait. Did I say breath instead of bathe?

[Willthomjr]

And yet. I've only said one word in this thread. That's odd. Hmmmmm

Shall I list my peeves just for lawl?

Challenge accepted.

List:
Standard
Counterspells
Netdecks
Overweight players who don't bathe (more people than you think)
People who ask me what the name of my deck is.
People who grab my binder without asking.
Women players that get help from the judge during a tournament.
People who talk a lot during play.
Obnoxiously loud laughers during play.
People who Try to cheat during a CASUAL tourney. (it has happend)
Turbo fog.
Planeswalkers


I can't think of anything else. That sucks.

Wait, people who ask you the name of your deck?  That bugs you?  Interesting.  Everything else, I can pretty much get, though.

Yeah. Even if I'm playing standard, like at fnm. Theyll be like "oh what deck is that? RDW? Oh well you should add... Or do you have ... In it?" NO it's just a deck I through together based on ideas and good combos. It's not named anything, it's not one of the decks listed on the Internet.

Even my legacy deck. "oh it's affinity, those are okay" NO it's not affinity. Just because you see one or two affinity card does not make the deck affinity.

Hmmm

Alrighty will do sorry about this one last question can you tell me how this card works ? You know what I mean ? Like how it works with othe cards

Well I'm running an affinity legacy, and I would throw it out on an {Etched Champion} and I never have less than at Least 5 artifacts out. So 7+ damage from each etched with a cranial playing each turn that can't be blocked except by artifact creatures. Then untapping them with {Voltaic Key} good game.

Hypocrit? I think so 😉

[Kuberr]

Lol stalker? I think so.

[Willthomjr]

Lol stalker? I think so.

Good memory.

[Kuberr]

Can't wait till the ignore button is made.

Until then, it was supposed to be affinity, but I took out a lot of cards to make a better combo. Therefor, no longer affinity.

[Willthomjr]

Can't wait till the ignore button is made.

No one would ever see your posts ....

[Silent1236]

Can't wait till the ignore button is made.

No one would ever see your posts ....

Lmao.  I don't really know why that struck me as funny.

[Ranger88]

My pet peeve is when people are easily distracted when they play.  It's like "hurry up and play!" lol

[Kuberr]

My pet peeve is when people are easily distracted when they play.  It's like "hurry up and play!" lol

I hate that.

[Gorzo]

Lol sorry, didn mean to offend. I was just listing off specific events that I have noticed.

Granted, of course anyone could stink, just my observation.

And last week I was playing this girl and the judge was helping her the whole way, but when the 6 year old was struggling, he didnt care. On game day. Wtf Is that about?

Haha not offended, no worries, just found it odd. I do share the aversion to b/o though, it really is not very hard to take a shower, I don't get why some people struggle with it.

And wow, sounds like a bad judge. Ignoring a little kid to win favor with a chick? Get a date like the rest of us, don't neglect your duties, especially ignoring a child who wants help. What a jerk that guy is.

[BlackJester]

I don't think I've ever really noticed a person not breathe before.  I am aware that I don't breathe often when I'm concentrating.  Gives me headaches.    
But I'm not fat, so I guess Kuberr's okay with it. 

Wait. Did I say breath instead of bathe?

You did say bathe.  Sorry, I misread.