Ready, Aim, Fire! Game Over - darkarts981 wins!

Started by Prophylaxis, June 01, 2012, 09:05:06 PM

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JaCe BeLeReN


Coffee Vampire


scarsabrex


loop-s-pool

I'm going to leave not because it isn't fun but because I only browse the iMtG occasionally now.

Prophylaxis

Hey, guys. I'm putting people who don't send in their PMs on probation. They may rejoin in the first round when they send a PM.


Milo109: shoot air
Knew45: shoot Jace

THE IMTG TIMES REPORTS

The location is in the dark sewers of IMTGCITY.

darkarts cheers. He finally gets a fine place to practice his Dark Magic, and moves toward a secluded part of the sewer. He holds his wand, and prepares to say, "Reduc-". Gorzo and Thorn suddenly ambush dark arts. Gorzo kicks him to the sewage-filled waters and Thorn grabs his wand. "Avada Kedavra!" Thorn yells, and darkarts is killed by the Killing Curse. Gorzo and Thorn high-five, and Thorn keeps the wand for safekeeping.

BadLuckIrish suddenly wakes up in the sewer, on an ambush mission to kill Coffee Vampire. Irish stumbles, however, in the fecalwater, and falls. While trying to get up, he sees Coffee Vampire right there, smiling. "So, I hired some protection." he says. Swiftly, Irish kicks his legs and makes him fall, then Irish holds him under the water and kicks his face until he drowns from the fecal matter water. Irish begins to feel like he succeeded, but he notices a figure darn around the large sewers. Suddenly, Irish hears gunshots, and he feels pain. Lots of it. Irish's last memories are of 1337m00nm4n grinning.

JaCe checks the sewers every week to see if it's well-maintained. He goes and checks the usual areas, then goes back. He sees BadLuckIrish's and Coffee Vampire's bodies, then he screams and bolts out the sewer. As he sees the exit, the sewer's public entrance closes with a bang. JaCe realizes that he is stuck inside the sewers until someone opens it up. "Oh, no," JaCe whispers, but Knew45 is grinning from behind the door. He is the one who closes it, and then he orders extra water to be swept around the sewers. A little later, Knew45 checks the sewers and he finds no signs of JaCe. "I just got a new job," Knew45 says, and he smiles.

Meanwhile, Milo109 orders some Mickey D's in his commuter truck, then drives the way home. The news reports "Four people dead in sewer." Milo is alarmed by this, but a little while later he thinks it no more and just eats.

Alive:

Milo109 +1
Knew45 +1
Gorzo +1
Thorn +1
1337m00nm4n +1

darkarts: shoot air
Gorzo: shoot darkarts
Milo109: shoot air
BLI: shoot cv
1337: shoot bli
Thorn: shoot darkarts
Knew45: shoot Jace

Sagemaster


GoJuDragon


JaCe BeLeReN


Coffee Vampire

So was I......well at least it gave others a chance to get ahead.........

Prophylaxis

Quote from: Sagemaster on June 14, 2012, 04:49:27 PM
You never said to start pming :/

Assume that every time I start a new round and you're alive that you need to PM.

Coffee Vampire


Sagemaster




Prophylaxis

THE IMTG TIMES REPORTS

The location is in the underground railway.

Milo109 is in rush hour and hurries to get onto the railway. As he gets on though, 1337m00nm4n kicks him off and smiles. The subway is just closing. Milo just smiles and closes the door. The railway speeds off.

Milo109 sneaks his way into the subway control room and turns the knob with " 109: RAILWAY TO THE OCEAN. EMERGENCIES ONLY." He cackles and boards the next subway, driving off to work. He is a bit late, but he has gotten his revenge.

1337m00nm4n is boarding the railway when the railway jerks toward a different direction. Other people are nervous. What happened? The railway goes through paths that look like they haven't been used in a long time - some of the railway lines look derelict or broken. Suddenly, Thorn appears by 1337m00nm4n's side. He says, "I'm a railway worker, and you're going to the ocean, where you'll drown. Want help?" m00nm4n accepts the help, and Thorn breaks one of the windows. "Go, I'll follow you through." 1337m00nm4n jumps out of the window and lands head-first in an old railway track in the middle of nowhere. "Sucker!" Thorn yells.

Pretty soon, the railway goes to a body of water and drops off. Quickly, Thorn jumps out of the broken window and swims back to shore. Gorzo and Knew45, however, drown as the railway car crashes onto the ocean.

Alive:

Thorn +1
Milo109 +1

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