Whoever gets the last post wins!

[MarduArrow]

Water is wet

[Piotr]

What does this have to do with religious people? As a religious Jedi, I'm puzzled.

[LinkCelestrial]

Not just religious people are offended by such things.

[ELLERfeller]

I'd say it's more of an American culture offensive hand sign. It's generally not seen as a pleasent sign to show anyone much less a follower of a religion.

[MarduArrow]

I just discovered that Apple did release a middle finger emoji but the kept it quiet to keep the religious people from losing their .poo.. 🖕🏼

It's been there for a while 🖕🏻

[LinkCelestrial]

Aggro Paladin is disgusting.

[Apathy Reactor]

Not just religious people are offended by such things.

And not all religious people jump at the chance to be offended either. Middle finger emoji isn't bothering me, and I'd be terribly petty if it did.

[MarduArrow]

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[Piotr]

We religious Jedi hold no grudges against fappers. So I'm still puzzled.

[Piotr]

I was asked why a scientific theory which proves that time does not exists is valuable, and I responded in general terms. Here is an example of a conman who steals money from people who do not understand that the whole point of General Theory of Relativity is to show that time does not exists as a dimension. That time travel is absolutely not possible, either backward or forward because you cannot travel in something which does not exists and this has been proven science since Einstein and Bohr. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Mallett

[Piotr]

Time is a relation between things, not a thing.

[Kaylesh]

I now have a Twitter account to spam the world with random MtG thoughts.
@mtgkaylesh, for your regular random combo or weird thing.

[LinkCelestrial]

I was asked why a scientific theory which proves that time does not exists is valuable, and I responded in general terms. Here is an example of a conman who steals money from people who do not understand that the whole point of General Theory of Relativity is to show that time does not exists as a dimension. That time travel is absolutely not possible, either backward or forward because you cannot travel in something which does not exists and this has been proven science since Einstein and Bohr. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Mallett

I don't think he would put that much effort into something that he thinks is impossible. He's not a "conman". Simply somebody with different views than you attempting to do what you consider impossible.

Time is a relation between things, not a thing.

So you mean that while other things are tangible, time is not? In which case it makes sense to me now.

[MarduArrow]

Back at the worst job ever. :/

Highly doubt it's the worst job ever

[ELLERfeller]

Would a chick dig waking up to this?

Hi Name ommited, I felt like brightening your Sunday with a good morning text. Thank you for being my friend. I don't know how I got so lucky to have such a beautiful and amazing woman like me enough to stay in contact over thousands of miles. Every time I see your text or snap it brings a smile to my face and makes my day that much brighter. In the words of CS Lewis, "to love is to be vulnerable. Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to keep it intact, you must keep it locked up, wrap it around with hobbies and luxuries, lock it up safe in the cabinet of selfishness. To  love is to be vulnerable". For my entire life, that's what I was doing. Locking away my feelings into the darkest chasm, but you are stripping away the locks I have protecting my vulnerabilities, and I'm not sure what to do except continue this amazing journey. Carly Rae Jepson once (or twice) said "it's too soon to call this love, but I really... like you" which is the case here, but I'm feeling something for the first time. You said I don't need to continue the pickup lines, but romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden haze, and as long as you will suffer my horrible attempts at flirtation I'm going to do everything I can to make you feel like the queen you are. Your laughter and happiness are questions I want to spend the rest of my life answering. Oscar Wilde put it best when he said you don't love someone for their looks, the clothes they wear, or the car they drive, but because they sing a song that only you can hear. And the song you're singing is far more beautiful than any of the wonders of the world.

Anyways, that's enough of me being weird, and I hope I didn't turn you off from that. Talk when I get up? 😘❤️😊

Don't do it man...