My worst idea ever: ensoul infect

[Kaalia with haste]

I present, the worst idea I've ever had: Ensoul infect. The goal here is to get a 5/5 infect, make it unblockable and give it doublestrike in the same turn, yes this deck does concede to lightning bolt, yes it is horrible, it's just pretty funny so I figured I'd share.


4x {ichorclaw myr}
4x {necropede}
4x {plague myr}
Threats: 12

4x {Ensoul artifact}
The deck can do basically nothing without this card

4x {assault strobe}
4x {temur battle rage}
4x {double cleave}
Double strike: 12


4x {distortion strike}
Unblockable: 4

{serum visions}
Can trips: 4

4x {apostles blessing}
Protection: 4

4x {steam vents}
2x {hallowed fountain}
4x {scalding tarn}
4x {flooded strand}
4x {inkmoth nexus}
1x {island}
1x {mountain}
Lands: 20

[Rass]

Decks like these are fun and surprise people. Can't run them every week.

[Mattao19]

Maybe some cantrips like Probe/Visions?

[DimirOverlord1300]

Why are you playing priests of norn...?

[Kaalia with haste]

Why are you playing priests of norn...?

It's OP.

I am now realizing it's not an artifact creature. Oops.

[the_intelligentleman]

It has been replaced with {Plague Myr}.

[Kaalia with haste]

Maybe some cantrips like Probe/Visions?

I cut artful dodge for visions. Thanks!