The Next Poster

[LinkCelestrial]

I escape the coffin before it is buried by pushing open the lid. I then shut the lid and run off so you'd think you buried me. (Note how you say in a coffin then buried it, implying that you buried the coffin but not necessarily me.)

Chains the next poster to a dentist's chair and has a deaf man extract all their teeth without painkillers.

[redwolv]

Use sign language to explain this is all a misunderstand and get set free.

Seals the next poster in a plexiglass coffin in the bottom of a grave. Rigs up a container to dump enough dirt to fill the gave in exactly 199 seconds. (Insert {evil laugh})

[LinkCelestrial]

My urns out one of those big hearted metal heads sees me. Those guys protect the weak with their lives. He gets buddies to form a circle around me and I'm picked up and returned to safety. And fame and fortune as a hamster sized man.

*ties a weight to the next poster's leg via chains and ankle shackles, then drops them into the ocean*

[Ekann1]

Leaves baby shower because legs are functioning



Duck tapes next poster to door much like Dewey in Malcolm  in the Middle.

Walks away from ducks. They aren't too sticky and don't function very well as tape.

Locks next poster to the back of a helicopter and flies away with them hanging upside down by the ankles.

[Splicer]

Resurrect!
I climb into the helicopter from which I was dangling and take a parachute. I then jump out.

The next poster is placed in a room with walls of titanium and no doors or windows. The only thing inside besides you is a piece of cheese.

(Ceiling and floor count as walls)

[LinkCelestrial]

I use the cheese to extend the duration of my life by putting it in my mouth, chewing it up, and swallowing it. Thanks to this the people that were looking for me, (friends, family and the authorities) find me and bust me out.

Places the next poster in an island in the middle of the ocean. The island has just them and sand on it. They don't get to bring anything with them.

[Heats Flamesman]

The island is a small island, tiny, just off the coast of Hawaii. I swim over to Hawaii or wait for a boat to come near and swim to that.

Next poster is in a space shuttle orbiting the moon that's out of gas. Assume it's stocked with lots of oxygen and enough living stuff to last you for awhile. Your radio is broken so it doesn't pick up words but delivers static instead of words.

[LinkCelestrial]

My radio delivers static instead of words? I use the static as morse code and get rescued.

Frames the next poster for a violent crime and gets them locked in a maximum security prison, in solitary.

[Splicer]

My radio delivers static instead of words? I use the static as morse code and get rescued.

Frames the next poster for a violent crime and gets them locked in a maximum security prison, in solitary.

I walk out the door with a policeman, as I was never put in a cell.

The next poster is placed in a pool of piranhas with an electric fence surronding it.(the fence is turned on and has power). 

[LinkCelestrial]

Contrary to popular belief, piranhas are pretty chill if you don't panic. So I chill in the pool until somebody is kind enough to turn off the fence and help me escape.

Throws the next poster out of an airlock. In space.

[redwolv]

Not a big deal, he spaced me while i still had on my suit. Drift till my sos gets me picked up.

Traps the next person in a giant hamster ball inside a padded room in an instane asylum, with a staff completely covinced you are mental no matter what you say.

(There have been studys where normal people get put in them and the staff being possative the persons are crazy. Even after being told it was just a test)

[LinkCelestrial]

A hamster ball in a rubber room? Hell yeah! After I get sick of it, I fake an illness. In route to leave the building I book it to freedom.

Teleports the next poster to the bottom of the ocean. No air, getting crushed by water. AND I make sure they bring /nothing/ with them.

[redwolv]

Tell them i am an atheist and get disowned.

Locks the next poster in a room with tasby and atilla the hun and a gun with one bullet. Only way the door will open is if they kiss one person and shoot the other.

[AstroGeek327]

I....oh God....kiss Taysby and shoot Atilla, cuz at least Taysby isn't a cavemanesque savage x)

The next poster is trapped in a room that can only be opened by entering the correct 25 digit code into an electronic keypad.

[Splicer]

I tap random numbers for as long as it takes to get the combination, then leave.

The next poster is turned invisible and left in a library after midnight.