Whoever gets the last post wins!

Avodroc13 · May 18, 2015, 11:31:08 PM

Quote from: LinkCelestrial on May 18, 2015, 11:11:22 PM
I'm mortified. That's just beyond ew.

It's a quote from Dane Cook... xD

MarduArrow · May 18, 2015, 11:48:39 PM

Indeed

Apathy Reactor · May 19, 2015, 12:23:51 AM

All hail the sentient cloud.

Splicer · May 19, 2015, 12:24:48 AM

If you insist.

Apathy Reactor · May 19, 2015, 01:53:05 AM

Hurry! Before it comes in under the door and leeches off all our skin!

Avodroc13 · May 19, 2015, 02:13:05 AM

Well... time to burn down the house. I saw a spider. I got up to grab a shoe. I lost the spider. Anyone want a room mate?

PapaBudz · May 19, 2015, 02:19:28 AM

Nope. I have one awesome roomate and one belligerent one.

Kaylesh · May 19, 2015, 03:35:06 AM

Quote from: Avodroc13 on May 19, 2015, 02:13:05 AM
Well... time to burn down the house. I saw a spider. I got up to grab a shoe. I lost the spider. Anyone want a room mate?

Lol..
I did toss a keyboard once because I thought I saw a roach baby settle in it. (Had roaches in the apartment above us, and I was about to move out. Didn't take the board with me)

LinkCelestrial · May 19, 2015, 11:11:09 AM

So the other day I'm laying in bed reading, and I see a spider crawling across my chest. I flip out, smack it, then spend 10 minutes looking for it before I give up. Then I go back to reading. I'm about to go to bed when there it is, on my chest. Dead. I have no idea how it got there.

LinkCelestrial · May 19, 2015, 02:22:55 PM

But it was on it's back and came off really easy. Like it wasn't sticking to me.

Avodroc13 · May 19, 2015, 02:24:22 PM

Quote from: LinkCelestrial on May 19, 2015, 02:22:55 PM
But it was on it's back and came off really easy. Like it wasn't sticking to me.

Spider juice.... ewwww

Avodroc13 · May 19, 2015, 02:27:12 PM

If a chick ever pulls a knife on you, hand her some bread and mayo. Her womanly instincts will kick in and she'll make you a sandwich.

LinkCelestrial · May 19, 2015, 02:32:06 PM

Quote from: Avodroc13 on May 19, 2015, 02:27:12 PM
If a chick ever pulls a knife on you, hand her some bread and mayo. Her womanly instincts will kick in and she'll make you a sandwich.

That's sexist. Funny, but sexist.

MarduArrow · May 19, 2015, 02:53:23 PM

Quote from: Avodroc13 on May 19, 2015, 02:27:12 PM
If a chick ever pulls a knife on you, hand her some bread and mayo. Her womanly instincts will kick in and she'll make you a sandwich.

I don't get it, could you explain this to me?

Avodroc13 · May 19, 2015, 03:00:45 PM

Quote from: LinkCelestrial on May 19, 2015, 02:32:06 PM
Quote from: Avodroc13 on May 19, 2015, 02:27:12 PM
If a chick ever pulls a knife on you, hand her some bread and mayo. Her womanly instincts will kick in and she'll make you a sandwich.

That's sexist. Funny, but sexist.

right?! XD I love all jokes. <3