Whoever gets the last post wins!

Started by prayos, March 01, 2013, 09:21:06 AM

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LinkCelestrial

If my lungs would DO THEIR DAMN JOBS that'd be great.

Apathy Reactor

How hard can it be to oxygenize blood?
I mean, I could do it in my sleep.

LinkCelestrial

My lungs suck at being lungs.

#asthma

Heats Flamesman

Quote from: LinkCelestrial on April 15, 2015, 07:36:16 PM
My lungs suck at being lungs.

#asthma
My mind sucks at speaking to my crush.

#idkman

LinkCelestrial

Quote from: Ponyboy Curtis on April 15, 2015, 08:27:58 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on April 15, 2015, 07:36:16 PM
My lungs suck at being lungs.

#asthma
My mind sucks at speaking to my crush.

#idkman

Breathing =/= some relationship that'll never exist.

PapaBudz

Quote from: Taysby on April 15, 2015, 09:02:30 PM
I rock at being sexually promiscuous.
Is it considered promiscuous if it's with one's self? XP

LinkCelestrial


AstroGeek327

Me: *two months ago* Heh, no. I don't want to go to prom! Ew, like, why would I want to do that??

Me: *now* crap. Prom is on Friday and I want to go so bad but I no haz a dress or money and my arm is a lovely effing mess.

WHAT DO I DO?? Lolz.....

LinkCelestrial

Quote from: AstroGeek327 on April 15, 2015, 09:52:43 PM
Me: *two months ago* Heh, no. I don't want to go to prom! Ew, like, why would I want to do that??

Me: *now* crap. Prom is on Friday and I want to go so bad but I no haz a dress or money and my arm is a lovely effing mess.

WHAT DO I DO?? Lolz.....

Ask your parents for help? It's a once in a lifetime thing.

MarduArrow

Quote from: AstroGeek327 on April 15, 2015, 09:52:43 PM
Me: *two months ago* Heh, no. I don't want to go to prom! Ew, like, why would I want to do that??

Me: *now* crap. Prom is on Friday and I want to go so bad but I no haz a dress or money and my arm is a lovely effing mess.

WHAT DO I DO?? Lolz.....

Make a dress out of duct tape

AstroGeek327

Quote from: LinkCelestrial on April 15, 2015, 10:46:05 PM
Quote from: AstroGeek327 on April 15, 2015, 09:52:43 PM
Me: *two months ago* Heh, no. I don't want to go to prom! Ew, like, why would I want to do that??

Me: *now* crap. Prom is on Friday and I want to go so bad but I no haz a dress or money and my arm is a lovely effing mess.

WHAT DO I DO?? Lolz.....

Ask your parents for help? It's a once in a lifetime thing.
Yeah, I asked my mom and she doesn't really have any money either, plus she doesn't have time to take me shopping today :3 plus I can't find a long sleeve dress and makeup isn't doing squat for my arm, so I think ima just stay home. I have one or two other friends who aren't going, I'll just have those guys over to play magic 😂😂😂
Quote from: MarduArrow on April 16, 2015, 03:07:35 AM
Quote from: AstroGeek327 on April 15, 2015, 09:52:43 PM
Me: *two months ago* Heh, no. I don't want to go to prom! Ew, like, why would I want to do that??

Me: *now* crap. Prom is on Friday and I want to go so bad but I no haz a dress or money and my arm is a lovely effing mess.

WHAT DO I DO?? Lolz.....

Make a dress out of duct tape
That is brilliant.

LinkCelestrial

Quote from: Taysby on April 16, 2015, 11:17:14 AM
You shouldn't have to cover up. Haters gonna hate, and you don't need those people in your life.

Another rare moment where I agree with Taysby.

MarduArrow

Quote from: Taysby on April 16, 2015, 12:40:55 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on April 16, 2015, 12:20:22 PM
Quote from: Taysby on April 16, 2015, 11:17:14 AM
You shouldn't have to cover up. Haters gonna hate, and you don't need those people in your life.

Another rare moment where I agree with Taysby.
;)

I say wear a sleeveless dress and if anyone gives you grief give them a double bird the insert your foot into their rectum until they cry for mommy.

And use your leftover duct tape to keep their dumbass mouth shut

LinkCelestrial

Quote from: MarduArrow on April 16, 2015, 12:45:56 PM
Quote from: Taysby on April 16, 2015, 12:40:55 PM
Quote from: LinkCelestrial on April 16, 2015, 12:20:22 PM
Quote from: Taysby on April 16, 2015, 11:17:14 AM
You shouldn't have to cover up. Haters gonna hate, and you don't need those people in your life.

Another rare moment where I agree with Taysby.
;)

I say wear a sleeveless dress and if anyone gives you grief give them a double bird the insert your foot into their rectum until they cry for mommy.

And use your leftover duct tape to keep their dumbass mouth shut

Damn rights.

Apathy Reactor