What Card/Creature-Type Are U?

[Coffee Vampire]

The Batman
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Suspend 1: B

Vigilence, First Strike, Exalted, Fear, Reach

When The Batman enters the battlefield, clash with the opponent who looks most like a villan. If you win the clash, you may take him into custody and interrogate him about his deck. If you lose the clash, reveal cards from the top of your libraey until you reveal a card named Alfred. Exile all cards revealed this way.

utility belt (The Batman has all activated abilities and features of all equipment cards in your libray as if they were equipped to him)

When The Batman enters the battlefield, search your library for a card named Robin, Boy Wonder and put him onto the battlefield, and put two -1/-1 counters on The Batman. If you cannot put Robin into play, put two +1\+1 counters on The Batman.

[BlackJester]

Can I roll my eyes so far back into my head that I can see my brain trying to forget that I read that?  is it possible?

[TBNL]

The Batman
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Suspend 1: B

Vigilence, First Strike, Exalted, Fear, Reach

When The Batman enters the battlefield, clash with the opponent who looks most like a villan. If you win the clash, you may take him into custody and interrogate him about his deck. If you lose the clash, reveal cards from the top of your libraey until you reveal a card named Alfred. Exile all cards revealed this way.

utility belt (The Batman has all activated abilities and features of all equipment cards in your libray as if they were equipped to him)

When The Batman enters the battlefield, search your library for a card named Robin, Boy Wonder and put him onto the battlefield, and put two -1/-1 counters on The Batman. If you cannot put Robin into play, put two +1\+1 counters on The Batman.

P/T?

[DirtyMustachio]

The Batman
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Suspend 1: B

Vigilence, First Strike, Exalted, Fear, Reach

When The Batman enters the battlefield, clash with the opponent who looks most like a villan. If you win the clash, you may take him into custody and interrogate him about his deck. If you lose the clash, reveal cards from the top of your libraey until you reveal a card named Alfred. Exile all cards revealed this way.

utility belt (The Batman has all activated abilities and features of all equipment cards in your libray as if they were equipped to him)

When The Batman enters the battlefield, search your library for a card named Robin, Boy Wonder and put him onto the battlefield, and put two -1/-1 counters on The Batman. If you cannot put Robin into play, put two +1\+1 counters on The Batman.

Did u just troll alex

Hehehe e.e"

[Maximo]

Can I roll my eyes so far back into my head that I can see my brain trying to forget that I read that?  is it possible?

{Wit's End}

[Jake, Fart Sculptor]

As an recovered drug addict, I'd have to say I used to be a {blighted agent} now I'd like to think I'm a {souls attendant} with altered male art, lol

[Spikepit]

I'm an Artifact of some kind for sure!

[cltrn81]

Vampire Planeswalker

[Thorn]

Im definately a {Mayor of Avabruk} I love werewolves and I have lots of little cousins (my wolf tokens )

[SpiritedAway]

Spirit. Too easy.

[BlackJester]

Can I roll my eyes so far back into my head that I can see my brain trying to forget that I read that?  is it possible?

{Wit's End}

HA!  Yes, minus the smoke.

I was thinking more {Gibbering Descent}.