Clerical Nightmare

[Bluenote20]

Clerical Nightmare 60 cards, 0 sideboard 4 {Scrubland} 4 {Plains} 4 {Swamp} 1 {Maze of Ith} 4 {Marsh Flats} 1 {Karakas} 2 {Starlit Sanctum} 2 {Godless Shrine} 22 lands 4 {Grand Abolisher} 3 {Icatian Javelineers} 2 {True Believer} 2 {Doomed Necromancer} 4 {Rotlung Reanimator} 2 {Mother of Runes} 1 {Preacher} 1 {Mikaeus, the Lunarch} 1 {Withered Wretch} 2 {Skirsdag High Priest} 22 creatures 2 {Seal of Cleansing} 1 {Umezawa's Jitte} 4 {Swords to Plowshares} 2 {Tithe} 2 {Elspeth, Knight-Errant} 2 {Righteousness} 2 {Æther Vial} 1 {Urborg Justice} 16 other spells Sideboard Notes: What makes your deck such a nightmare bluenote20? Let me help you understand fellow magic player. Your attacking me with your feeble creatures, and I of course have plenty of blockers out and I slap down a {righteousness} on one. Baaammmm, now my +7+7 blocker has decimated your favorite creature. But guess what......I now sac my robust blocker to the {starlit sanctum} and waalaa , now your missing 9 plus life points and you have a sour puss. The creature I sacked to the sanctum is most likely replaced by the {rotlung reanimator} by 1 or 2 2/2's and I am looking suave and handsome. My next turn rolls about and I send a 5/5 flyer at you using my {elspeth, knight errant} to make it so and maybe I hit you for 5 because you can't block it, or maybe I sac it to the sanctum and end your planeswalking career. If that's not enough there are {grand abolisher} to turn counterspell boy's smirk into a suicidal depression. The rest of the deck is also instrumental in sending your opponent home with nothing more than a participation trophy to add to his already bustling collection from his childhood.

[Grexis]

Pretty cool deck and I like your notes they are very creative

[BlackJester]

I had to read it twice because the first time I was wondering why you were being so rude to Bluenote20.  Then I realized that you were Bluenote20.  lol

+20 style points!

[Goblinking]

Ok now not to be mean but what if they play {circle of protection white} and black? Then {wrath of god} field wipe? not being able to hit them then massive burn if it's like my Mage deck. No creatures can hit but u can be burned. {banefire}. Is just one that comes to mind

[BlackJester]

Ok now not to be mean but what if they play {circle of protection white} and black? Then {wrath of god} field wipe? not being able to hit them then massive burn if it's like my Mage deck. No creatures can hit but u can be burned. {banefire}. Is just one that comes to mind

Well, I think it's pretty rare indeed to see someone with CoPs. If so, then that's what the {Seal of Cleaning}s are there for. 

[BlackJester]

BTW your deck name totally made me think of "clerical error". 😁

[Goblinking]

Look at Mage deck sadly I have changed it and not put the sideboard or swaps yet but it's one of my favorite annoying decks it worked as it's posted on here with a 65% rate of win

[BlackJester]

Look at Mage deck sadly I have changed it and not put the sideboard or swaps yet but it's one of my favorite annoying decks it worked as it's posted on here with a 65% rate of win

Okay, so I guess Bluenote20 had better beware if you happen to be playing that deck. Otherwise I don't think it's a very common occurance.

[Goblinking]

It's so far the only one of it's kind in the group I play with in both the cOp aspect and the fact it has no creatures

[Bluenote20]

C.o.p.'s are for little nancy boys and lets not forget that you have to tap one mana for each source. Also, what color is the {starlit sanctum} is there a c.o.p land........ no....BOOM.....SOCK.........POW....

[cltrn81]

Sorry Goblinking but I agree that CoPs are for Nancy boys.  You think about {doubtless one}?  I tried making a cleric deck around that card but it sucked.  For the record, he could use {rune of protection: land}

[Bluenote20]

Doubtless one is to inconsistent with its power and toughness and I wanted to stay in the 2 and three casting cost zone for the vial's and so on an soforth and whatnot.

[BlackJester]

Okay you two. You can disagree with the choice of CoPs, but let's not resort to name calling, alright?

[Goblinking]

I'd still win then name calling means it's u fear it hahahahahaha. Plus cOp goes great in no creature decks . U slip once u lose I'd win by burn

[BlackJester]

CoP decks fail to milling & swarming strategies.