Nicknames for Cards (NSFW)

[FlickerYourOwnIdentity]

What would be a good nickname for  {Chains of Mephistopheles}? Something that screams "you're screwed!" when I cast it in EDH?

Chains for Faust?

[AstroGeek327]

Black Locust

[LinkCelestrial]

{Staff of the Flame Magus} is "Staff of the Flame Maggots." All gain staffs are of maggots.

[AstroGeek327]

I like calling {Ring of Ma'ruf} Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.....or, depending on my mood, just plain Dopey or Grumpy

[drakensmith32]

{Dragon hatchling} - worthless cu** face (funny story behind it)

[redwolv]

{goblin rabblemaster}.

Everyone in my group says "rabble rabble" when he gets played.

[Thetrufflehunter]

Every time I cast {Ankle Shanker} (which is a lot in draft, and I have no idea why), he comes down as "Shankle Anker. A small dude that gives all of my creatures shanking".

[Munchlax]

We've taken to calling {Kozilek Butcher Of Truth} Kozilek Frolicker of the Field because of the way he holds his arms.

{Niv Mizzet SwaggerGenius}

{Consuming Aberration} is Yer Mum

[Kaylesh]

{Dragon hatchling} - worthless cu** face (funny story behind it)

What's the story??

[drakensmith32]

{Dragon hatchling} - worthless cu** face (funny story behind it)

What's the story??

when a couple friends of mine started the playing magic they thought that his fire breathing ability(one red for +1/+0)was one use per turn and was basically useless hence the name worthless .peach. face but later we found out that the ability actually stacks but the name stuck around

[Kaylesh]

{Dragon hatchling} - worthless cu** face (funny story behind it)

What's the story??

when a couple friends of mine started the playing magic they thought that his fire breathing ability(one red for +1/+0)was one use per turn and was basically useless hence the name worthless .peach. face but later we found out that the ability actually stacks but the name stuck around

Ah. Makes sense.